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Change one letter, ruin a candy.

S&M’s

Jamaica is responsible for less than 0.05% of global CO2 pollution.

That it's about to be destroyed by a monster hurricane is climate injustice — aka climate colonialism, aka global capitalism — in action.

Hicksville

Ronald Reagan said it. #NoKings tomorrow 10/18

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

If only we had a competent representative in congress. How’s that #Abundance money Jake?

Of course @repauchincloss.bsky.social didn’t sign this…..too busy chasing that Abundance $$ to do the right thing

No @warren.senate.gov or @markey.senate.gov As a Massachusetts resident extremely disappointed

this is the energy I’m voting for and nothing less.

Insane call

Follow + HE bob_harris_uk 2d So, as a bloke, could a lady please explain the difference between a Left and Right Tampon? picture: two tampax tampons, one labeled with an 'L' and one with an 'R'

The L tampon supports your right to choose and comes with free healthcare while the R packet is actually empty because only whores use tampons to stem the bloody tears of a disappointed uterus, Bob. traciesearing: It's not left and right, champ. It's light and regular. But thanks for confirming why men shouldn't be in charge of reproductive health policy. thediaryofrihanna: Why are ppl roasting him? It's an honest question. You wear the L if your favorite Taylor Swift album is Lover and the R if its Reputation. ladypartsdoc: As an Ob/Gyn, I feel compelled to answer. It's basically a choose your own adventure situation, and choosing L or R depends on the type of period you want to have. L is for 'Lovely', you wake up feeling awesome, get lots of compliments, and everything goes your way. R is for 'Raging', you feel awful, and

I know it's different over there in the UK with your parliamentary system, but here in the USA, L is for Democrats and R is for psychopaths. scrappy: Totally tracks that a man could go his whole life and not realize we have two separate vaginas to attend to. brittle_14: pictured - a women's health summit from Trump's first term with the words "not a single woman was invited to the white house meeting on women's health

L = light flow which means you have 20 minutes or a hard sneeze before you completely underestimated what is actually going to happen and an underwear change is coming. R = Regular flow which means you have an hour, or a hard sneeze, before it's a bloodbath. There is also S for Super which simply means stay home cause you're just asking for trouble otherwise. voxoutthebox: One tampon always tells the truth. One tampon always lies. yvonnelorkinsta: Lefty loosey righty tighty alliewarshaw: As a vagina owner I appreciate you asking instead of trying to tell me why they're left and right.

social media gold

Post from President Trump on Truth Social: Six people were killed, and 24 people were shot, in Chicago last weekend, and JB Pritzker, the weak and pathetic Governor of Illinois, just said that he doesn’t need help in preventing crime. He is CRAZY!!! He better straighten it out, FAST, or we’re coming! MAGA. President DJT

Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first?

(Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)

21!

I’ve had nothing to do with that pedophile since he stole all of my teenage masseuses.

I love that being a professional basketball player is like 5th on the list of shit that matters to Nikola Jokic

What's a book—or series of books—that you loved as a kid that almost nobody seems to read or even remember nowadays?

why am i not surprised he doesn’t understand that no means no

I = impotent
C = cucked
E = eunuch

Who’s your daddy!!!

Over/under they aren’t made in 🇺🇸?

I find it hard to sit through anything longer than a Vine (RIP) but this is exquisitely crafted

explaining #gavinnewsom to non-californians (via nathanramospark on insta)

This video is going to be all over tiktok on an hour

@repauchincloss.bsky.social where are all of your amazing clips from WelcomeFest? You nailed it!!

Guy who has not watched a single minute of basketball all year: I hope the NBA enjoys the ratings of an Indianapolis-Oklahoma City finals.

Massive sail ship just hit the Brooklyn Bridge trying to go under it 😳

A blurry picture of me jumping up and down in a crowd of Knicks fans

A smiling Knicks fan in a crowd with someone sitting on someone else’s shoulders behind him

A fan in the middle of 7th avenue waves a Knicks fan in front of the Empire State Building, which is lit up orange and blue. There is also a big billboard with Natasha Lyonne’s face on it

Watched the game at a bar near MSG and then decided I should jump up and down in the street with all the other Knicks fans who have been waiting for this for 25 years

Pope Burrito V

@thelouvreof.bsky.social

Hit the music!!!! Knicks!!!