Oh my, can you imagine

Who did City get?

Ethan Nwaneri has 0.97 goals and assists per 90 minutes this season.

That’s a better output than Florian Wirtz, Lamine Yamal, Jamal Musiala and Jude Bellingham.

#EthanNwaneri #AFC #Arsenal #AFCTID 🔴⚪

No shit, anyone has a chance of getting into the Utd team at the moment!

Narrative much? We have only scored one goal from a set piece this year!

The best "fit" striker you mean? And which unfortunately for Danny, doesn't last that long.

This is a very serious situation. We must stamp out the scourge of players flapping their arms like seagulls or sitting peacefully on the ground after scoring a goal.

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David Squires on … karmic realignment for Arsenal against Manchester City Our cartoonist on the Gunners achieving a higher state of zen in their 5-1 humbling of the Premier League champions

Here’s this week’s cartoon for @theguardian.com

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This place still feels a bit small, not football focused, but maybe we could try and connect Arsenal fans at least.

If you are an Arsenal fan, leave a reply, people can follow, also please repost or whatever it's called her and hopefully it can spread. #arsenal

I can see why you wouldn't sanction them going forward, as new owners are distinct from the previous ones, but surely it calls into question all trophies won by the team whilst benefiting from the illegal investment?

so there is a conspiracy, but it is in favour of Arsenal?

Punched one in he says. That's a weird way to describe a ball hitting an arm at speed...

We are at Wolves today, facing one of our toughest opponents; Michael Oliver.

Utter shambles that millions of Arsenal and Liverpool fans in the UK are refreshing dodgy sites trying to find working streams for matches that are being broadcast live around the world. A ridiculous situation. All the more so given the money we have to spend to watch the 52% of available matches.

Some Michael Oliver red card stats

Man. City - 50 games - 0 red cards received
Liverpool - 57 games - 1 red card received
Arsenal - 54 games - 7 red cards received

Tell me there's no bias here.

#WOLARS

Do you have it on any authority that Arsenal actually bid for him?

No lies told in this headline.

I think the bridges were long ago burnt

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Okay, I find this funny.

But them bridges are burned badly. #COYS

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The New Republic is doing it right. Journalists take note

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Who else?

Everything about Zuckerberg makes sense when you remember he started his product and ascent with a misogynistic website to rank girls’ hotness

Not a single Reform MP has bothered to turn up to today's House of Commons debate on tackling violence against women and girls

Our Democracy Is Not for Sale It is completely unacceptable for a senior official in the incoming Trump administration to threaten to overthrow the result of our democratic elections.The ...

It is completely unacceptable for a senior official in the incoming Trump administration to threaten to overthrow the result of our democratic elections.

The place to resolve disagreements with our government is in our country, in our Parliament.

The Daily Star showing the supposedly more serious newspapers how best to report on Elon Musk.

UK’s newest warrior against grooming gangs

Newcastle are such a snide team

Why I'm quitting the Washington Post Democracy can't function without a free press

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