Emily

When you're a suburban kid in the 80s this is what they teach you crime is: men with mohawks, wearing a vest with no shirt underneath, accosting passers-by

Bruce is now saying “blood!” over and over and laughing hysterically. Toddlers are nuts.

this is, all else being equal, easily the funniest thing the director of inside out could have said

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

hmm I followed the instructions I’m not sure why he looks so different

You have a chance to become one… rat……

I’m writing Elden Ring fic this morning while drinking coffee and watching PBS Kids with Bruce. You can’t stop me

It occurs to me that there aren’t “jokes for parents” in kids’ movies anymore because nowadays every kids’ movie is also for adults

Girls want to pick their favorite boy. They ALSO want to unravel a convoluted sci-fi plot

They don’t tell you that every otome game is also half a zero escape-esque mystery game too

Emily Bronte, you were a real one

I do like my Steam Deck but it’s so bulky that the use case for me is basically just “I am on my couch and too lazy to use my PC.” Switch is also slightly too big to be comfortable

Someone should make a small portable game console. Just an idea

I’m so sorry.

Bedtime reading pal

It can be possible 💁‍♂️

Accurate

der needlemaus

A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

In another five years we will have recreated LJ

I didn’t realize until now that paying for X the Everything App lets you write essentially blog-length posts

Walgreens pharmacy sign that reads “get your shongles shit today”

Remember everyone

Video game consoles should exclusively be rectangular prisms. I am not a crackpot.

Leland Palmer breaks out in song. Twin Peaks S02E01 - May the Giant Be with You.

Twin Peaks: Leland Palmer breaks out in song.

Jerry Horne with a baguette. Twin Peaks S01E03 - Zen or the Skill to Catch a Killer.

Twin Peaks: Jerry Horne with a baguette.

Doors at The Great Northern hotel. Twin Peaks S02E08 - Drive with a Dead Girl.

Twin Peaks: Doors at The Great Northern hotel.

Pete Martell on the intercom. Twin Peaks S01E02 - Traces to Nowhere.

Twin Peaks: Pete Martell on the intercom.

ICE Moves Minneapolis Fleet to Williamsport Detention Warehouse As ICE builds out a detention infrastructure across the mid-Atlantic, equipment from its Minneapolis operation is heading to Maryland.

New reports that ICE is moving around 100 vehicles from Minneapolis to Washington Co, MD are alarming.

I’m pressing for answers & will continue to fight back against Trump’s lawless ICE & mass deportation operation in our communities. This is not what Marylanders want.

Cure