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@elvisisalive.bsky.social

Scottish, republican. Loather of the deliberately stupid and overly serious.πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ

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a baby with a fist in the air with the words yes written below him ALT: a baby with a fist in the air with the words yes written below him
04.03.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's a shite striker this year but he creates chaos in opposition defences and therefore space for everybody else. Kenny-Miller-esque is my position.

04.03.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's been low to middle level warfare in the middle east for decades. They're all fucking morons.

04.03.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you read Fleming's original James Bond stories? Total cunt but does save the world on the side, so swings and roundabouts.

04.03.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Carpet weaver, blast furnace operator.

04.03.2026 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cunt can't even brush his fucking hair properly, fucking gibbon.

04.03.2026 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She's talking= she's lying

04.03.2026 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

VOTING SNP FOR LIST SEATS JUST WASTES SNP VOTES AND ENABLES UNIONIST MSPs TO GAIN LIST SEATS.

IN 2021 SNP WASTED 1 MILLION LIST VOTES FOR JUST TWO LIST SEATS.

DON'T DO THAT IN 2026!!!

VOTE -

SNP CONSTITUENCY CANDIDATE

SCOTTISH GREENS LIST VOTE

04.03.2026 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kicks me until she gets picked up and put on the couch because she's too old to jump.

04.03.2026 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fast on the gif πŸ‘

04.03.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was just thinking how's the Finnish goalie a Scouser?

04.03.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm judging you as a winner πŸ†

04.03.2026 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Poor fuckers, the US has fucked them 2 or 3 times with promises and they keep believing "this time". More dead for a cunts ego.

04.03.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Austerity, Brexit and years of corruption where her party, keeping that quiet was the only thing she did right.

04.03.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you habitually using hallucinogenics or just on Wednesdays?

04.03.2026 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Never in doubt 😬

04.03.2026 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Adverts probably πŸ˜‚

04.03.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's fucking insane, you can see the outline on the ground completely unaffected. The helicopter one is worse the blades don't even wobble.

04.03.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wrong former child star

04.03.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He's not done much when the ball gets played up to him, I do t like long ball stuff but he has to do better

04.03.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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By The Hard Way you mean an action comedy where a former child star saves the day when all seems lost? I'll take that

04.03.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The UN refugee agency says about 100,000 people fled Tehran in the first 2 days of the war.

Around 2000 vehicles per day have been leaving the city, mostly heading north.

So far, no increase in people crossing international borders has been reported. (AP)

04.03.2026 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 261    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 6

It's really not that difficult to get to this very right position. Unless you are a moron or are being paid/ blackmailed into believing/ claiming the opposite.

04.03.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Merkel would have told him to fuck off, what a disappointment for Germany.

04.03.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate it when couples kiss in public. There's no need, we get it you're hot for each other get a fucking room. That you didn't murder a whole lot of people over preferably.

04.03.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's cool.

04.03.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Some people are just arseholes, massive collosal plague level arseholes.

04.03.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's lovely, given how trigger happy the US forces are.

04.03.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's always money for wars and ones chums and donors. It's just poor people who get austerity.

04.03.2026 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0