Ben Lanza

my Italian New Yorker fiancé watching me break pasta in half before boiling it

why does Benson Boone sound like a young RFK

Nah I just follow a lot of paleontology stuff so I knew this was coming soon and knew it’s more about publicity. Just don’t see why we’re putting money into this to “save” species when we should just be saving their homes and stop killing them

The backstab transcends sports

Hot take. The dire wolf stuff will not save species from dying. They still need the necessary environments to live/thrive and protection from us

Confirmed Mtn Dew Game fuel is made for bodybuilding chads

They’re gonna tell you how to drive with a 1 hour long tutorial and you have to collect 5 items for peach before you can advance to the next tutorial

Wtf is a garter toss wtf man

(debate show voice) what Cory Booker did was impressive to be sure but he also has the benefit of a modern, fiber rich diet and caffei—

if you ever find yourself opposing the Quakers you’re a terrible person

This is the 5th package since I moved that has been shipped to my old place even though my address has been updated correctly. Never using Shop again lol

Dropped this after a coworker was talking about her SO being able to drink so much coffee and asked “what even are men”

My ass just casually dropped the Castlevania SOTN line at work and it was legit a hit lmao

The Temu fallout vault suit is calling to me like the green goblin mask

These dudes are too smart man

The tshirts I mean

Harley Davidson are my least favorite fashion trend atm.

just found out about a new kind of movie called a "ghibli" which is a kind of japanese cartoon about grass. i hope we can get computers to make as many of these as possible

Hrngg I miss my wife colonel

Next week

Like this post in 10 seconds or he’ll get you (repost to save others!!)

Seeing Ethel Cain live under the full moon with my future wife legit changed my brain wiring

Lakers espn coverage is so funny because it’s just a variation of “it’s so over” and “we’re so back” every couple weeks back and forth

I’ll never understand the people that wanna change their partners and their interests. You’re basically killing the kid in your partner doing that (let alone seeing them happy is the best feeling)

Mike Judge in an adult cartoon voice role I’m sat

Seeing Unregistered Hypercam 2 back in the day on Godzilla amvs on YouTube is what radicalized me

I can’t get over Brooke not knowing I was proposing today ehehehe

I hate chunky loafers. I feel like a chunky sole ruins the purpose of a low profile slip on dress shoe