Jonathan 🇭🇹

PANEL 1: A mom, dad, and daughter are driving in a car. MOM: "Rita says the school is closed indefinitely and another chunk of the moon just wiped out the Dakotas... Thousands more will start hitting us soon, like Space Hail." PANEL 2: DAUGHTER: "Since the world's ending anyway--maybe I could watch an R-rated movie tonight?" PANEL 3: DAD: "Nice try, but we need you to die with 'chaste eyes and imaginings." PANEL 4: MOM (to daughter): "He just wants to make sure you'll go to Heaven to establish a beachhead for our family--we'll need you to petition God for our release from Hell." PANEL 5: DAD: "Kiddo, your mother and I have soiled minds that have conjured all manner of erotic fantasias. We are bound only for the pit."

talking to your children about sex

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YouTube video by JID JID - For Keeps (Official Audio)

@afroshirl.bsky.social So I co produced this song with my guy TU! for JIDs album that just dropped. God Does Like Ugly. First major label placement.

We have new JID, Gunna, Young Nudy, and 2 Chains albums today. Atlanta is on convergence timing this weekend.

Amen

Somehow, we made it to Friday.

Unfortunately, that shit fake as hell. There is an Oreo/Reese’s bar that’s supposed to be out soon though!

I hate when AI gets my hopes up, even for a second

Y’all too old to be trying to be provocative and get the people going. 🙄🙄

Related, I knew that was a man throwing dildos on the court because only a man would buy a 6 inch fluorescent green dildo.

Almost to Friday. Let’s grind it out.

The official poster for ‘The Office’ spin-off ‘THE PAPER’ has been released.

Premiering September 4 on Peacock.

Everything that’s a current fad in America is called “the mark of the beast” and “the devil” because that’s how churches maintain membership. It keeps the sermons fresh and keeps the parents in a constant state of anxiety for their children.

The moral panic over students using their free speech to express opinions conservatives disagreed with was never a genuine threat to free speech, though.

It was always about suppressing student speech because richer and more powerful people didn't like what they had to say.

subtitle: "What a great time to be alive if you love the theater of the absurd." [A dark b/w image of David Lynch in an office, wearing sunglasses]

You always impress me. I don’t think I have the wherewithal to travel all the way to 1971 for snacks.

M'V3 doing M'V3 things 💅

A'ja has the 4th most 25+ point games in WNBA history! 🙌

In another life, I was a Latin music deejay at WKCR (Columbia university before it went Vichy)& me & my cohost interviewed Eddie a couple of times. He was a great musician & a great storyteller, spinning yarns about how Latinos & Blacks survived in the NYC music scene despite its segregation. RIP

Day 98 of 75 #75HardGuitar

Damn this was a hard one! 180 BPM and lots of downs, still didn't get it as clean as I had wanted, but I tried.

Took 8 minutes just to get this 30 seconds lol

#75DaysOfHobbies
#75GuitarHard

The gym will always be there. That taco truck won’t.

Just woke up back up will have the stream going live for 4 more days :))

Skipped yesterday I was dead!!

But I’m super excited still a lot of cool folks :)))?

Oh dear god

Chris Smalls says he was abused by Israeli prison guards after his arrest aboard the Handala.

“They said some very racist remarks. They kept me isolated from the rest of the crew the entire time.”

Breaking911 @Breaking911 : REP. MIKE FLOOD, (R-NEB.): "Do you think that people who are 28-years-old, that can work, & refuse to work, should get free healthcare?" TOWN HALL CROWD: "YESSSSSSSSSS!"

lmaooooo this dumb shit just doesn’t fly anymore

First date idea: I pull your belt out so fast you start spinning like a beyblade

A lil TL cleanse for the aces fans mad at the L and lynx fans worried about phee #WNBA

I redrew an old Metroid manga panel of Samus and her "fans".