jimmycarrlaugh.jiff
05.03.2026 13:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0jimmycarrlaugh.jiff
05.03.2026 13:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0MANCE! MANCE! MANCE!
05.03.2026 12:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0AKA: universal basic income for the fop class
05.03.2026 12:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
If you would actually like to drive yourself insane:
worldmonitor.app
Ol’ Governor Quarter Ton said what?
05.03.2026 12:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am sure the all the people involved in the decision have been forgiven by their god, after all they were just following orders
05.03.2026 12:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But what would the fop class do for employment?
05.03.2026 12:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0As I recall those two strolled hand in hand more than once
05.03.2026 12:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I wonder if spotify only pays per second played now
05.03.2026 10:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Heads they win, tails, well, you lose
05.03.2026 10:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0translation: Herr Pluggs lies for dollars
05.03.2026 10:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gotta keep Tulsi out, can’t risk V.Putin knowing the war plans before iL Trumpo decides to brag them in a perfect gloating call to the kremlin
05.03.2026 08:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Robot from Robot & Frank
05.03.2026 08:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Moore’s failed senate bid springs rhymingly to mind
05.03.2026 08:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Have to disagree on Lost in Space robot, my brother used to hog the TV watching reruns on channel 43, and I hated that damn robot, and one can only hear Danger! Danger! Will Robinson! so many times before one may or may not take drastic actions
05.03.2026 08:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Good one, Wall-E, EV-A as well
So, three good robots
Only good robot I can think of right now: Bishop from Aliens
05.03.2026 07:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
If the chatbot isn’t working out a way to get users to kill themselves, is it even trying to kill all humans?
If that were to happen could the Swiss Guard sweep him off for an auto-da-fé
05.03.2026 04:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Surely this time iL Trumpo speaks truth
04.03.2026 09:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Shall we paint ourselves many
colours and spread
the words against the rocks
here is rocks and no colors
-Fake T.S. Elliott
No feline consultation?
04.03.2026 05:36 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No, we should encourage them to kill one another
04.03.2026 04:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is the serial killer Mads Mikkelsen charismatic?
04.03.2026 04:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
@jakepaulsartre.bsky.social
Put this in a little frame on your desk and tell people it’s Cormac
It did have a catchy theme song, not WKRP or Jefferson’s good, but catchy
04.03.2026 04:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wayfair Chesterfield
04.03.2026 04:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0