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About time the monologues my mutuals have to listen to finally turned into an actual video. This was made mainly for Riyo Chuchi. When I search up her name, I want to find her legacy, not her image ti... TikTok video by INFINITY ✦ CEO of Pryce

Very good edit from someone I follow on TikTok. I'm not sure if they have other socials, but I wanted to share.

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Also, you people are so flakey, yall meme, joke, and sometimes hate on Palpatine, Maul, and Ashoka not dying or coming back from death, but suddenly, yall act all cool with the idea of Kylo Ren doing it.

I don't understand you people. After reading article ngl, I'm happy this doesn't exist.
The fact it's even brought up here feels less like Adam Driver wanted to be in a new SW movie and more like he wanted to be in another blockbuster, especially since it's been 4-5 years since he has been in one.

Guys and girls, I don't think "Actually Romantic" was trying to be a diss track it's just one of her. "I'm not like other girls songs."

I am in such a good mood today for no reason. I think I am going to actually start my homework and clean my room.

There is now one less annoyance in the world. If you know you know.

Some people on the internet have truly never left 2016, and it is not only sad but also very disturbing and disgusting. And this is before even mentioning that their behavior in 2016 is just as deplorable now nearly a decade later.

The internet and ppl have disappointed me yet again. The bar is actually somehow lower than hell.

Far too many ppl are comfortable spreading conspiracy theories about Helen Keller of all fucking ppl

The trains are all delayed just as God and Mussolini planned

Hot Take: Not excited for Doomsday and this announcement kinda kills the steam and hype that I had for Thunderbolts, which was the first mcu movie that I actually kinda wanted to watch in a theater again cuz the last one I saw in theaters was No Way Home

It's odd that at the start of this really cloudy day I felt sick and groggy, but now a feel great even though a national thunderstorm warning was just declared and it's downpouring outside.

You can like the life you're livin
You can live the life you like
You can even marry Harry
But, mess around with Ike
And that's good
Isn't it grand? Isn't it great?
Isn't it swell? Isn't it fun?
Isn't it?
But nothing stays in fifty years or so
It's gonna change, you know
But oh, it's heaven
Nowadays

Give 'em the old double whammy
Daze and dizzy 'em
Back since the days of old Methuselah
Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler
Give 'em the old three ring circus
Stun and stagger 'em
When you're in trouble, go into your dance
Though you are stiffer than a girder
They'll let you get away with murder

Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous
Row after row will crow vociferous
Give 'em the old flim flam flummox
Fool and fracture 'em
How can they hear the truth above the roar?
Throw 'em a fake and a finagle
They'll never know you're just a bagel.

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate
Give 'em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather 'em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
What if your hinges all are rusting?
What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?

If you want my gravy
Pepper my ragù
Spice it up for Mama
She'll get hot for you
When they pass that basket
Folks contribute to
You put in for Mama
She'll put out for you
The folks atop the ladder
Are the ones the world adores
So boost me up my ladder, kid
And I'll boost you up yours

There's a lot of favors
I'm prepared to do
You do one for Mama
She'll do one for you
They say that life is tit for tat
And that's the way I live
So, I deserve a lot of tat
For what I've got to give
Don't you know that this hand
Washes that one, too?
When you're good to Mama
Mama's good to you

Sometime's I'm right
Sometime's I'm wrong
But he doesn't care
He'll String along
He loves me so
That funny honey of mine
Sometime's I'm down
Sometime's I'm up
But he follows 'round
Like some droopy-eyed pup
He love me so
That sunny honey of mine

Start the car, I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold but the piano's hot
It's just a noisy hall, where there's a nightly brawl
(If she'd hear her baby's queer)
And all that jazz
No, I'm no one's wife
But oh, I love my life
And all that jazz
That jazz

Find a flask, we're playin' fast and loose
And all that jazz
Right up here is where I store the juice
And all that jazz
Come on babe, we're gonna brush the sky
I betcha Lucky Lindy never flew so high
'Cause in the stratosphere, how could he lend an ear
To all that jazz?

Slick your hair and wear your buckle shoes
And all that jazz
I hear that Father Dip is gonna blow the blues
And all that jazz
Hold on hon, we're gonna bunny-hug
I bought some aspirin down at United Drug
In case you shake apart and want a brand new start
To do that jazz

Come on babe, why don't we paint the town?
And all that jazz
I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down
And all that jazz
Start the car, I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold but the piano's hot
It's just a noisy hall, where there's a nightly brawl
And all that jazz

Two-thirds of people in California’s 22nd Congressional district rely on Medicaid. But the majority of the district also voted to elect President Trump in 2024.  We went to talk to residents to see wh... TikTok video by More Perfect Union

Apologies, I know I should project more empathy, but this video might be a final straw.
I'm sorry but these ppl are on fucking oxygen tanks and thought Donald fucking Trump was going to help them! Maybe they need up the amount of oxygen they are getting to their brains!
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP82mwCBt/

Forget your troubles, c'mon get happy
You better chase all your cares away
Shout "hallelujah", c'mon get happy
Get ready for the judgement day
The sun is shinin', c'mon get happy
The Lord is waitin' to take your hand
Shout "hallelujah", c'mon get happy
We're going to the promise land

I saw the dimples first and then I heard the accent
They say home is where the heart is
But that's not where mine lives
You know I love a London boy
He likes my American smile
Like a child when our eyes meet, I fancy you
Took me back to, meet all of his best mates
So I guess all the rumors are true

Kiss me once 'cause you know I had a long night
Kiss me twice 'cause it's gonna be alright
Three times 'cause I've waited my whole life
I like shiny things, but I'd marry you with paper rings, that's right
Darling, you're the one I want,
I hate accidents except when we went from friends to this

The moon is high
Like your friends were the night that we first met
Went home and tried to stalk you on the internet
Now I've read all of the books beside your bed

Said, "I'm fine, " but it wasn't true
I don't wanna keep secrets just to keep you
And I snuck in through the garden gate
Every night that summer, just to seal my fate
And I screamed, "For whatever it's worth
I love you, ain't that the worst thing you ever heard?"
He looks up, grinnin' like a devil

Fever dream high in the quiet of the night
You know that I caught it
Bad, bad boy, shiny toy with a price
You know that I bought it
Killing me slow, out the window
I'm always waiting for you to be waiting below
Devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes
What doesn't kill me makes me want you more