Emma Helleur

She’s alive. She looks well. She’s with Will. They look happy.

Can we stop now. This shit is exhausting.

RNZ asking people how they’re gonna spend their tax cut is the same as asking them how they look after their unicorn

It’s literally seared into my brain. I can’t get it out of my head. It’s the definition of ick.

I told my cousin I want her birth announcement as a gif of the alien baby ripping out of the stomach in Alien.

This morning. She sent me that gif 😂

The levels upon levels of levels of ick this gives me. The head tilt, pout and tongue. Find me a women who hasn’t been sent these exact same photos followed by an unsolicited 🍆
Who approved this video then uploaded it. Revolting.

What the actual F*^K is The Rock doing interviews with Tr^mp lovers? Literally the man who runs the Tr^mp store in the USA on the radio talking about what a great man he is. Their constant promotion of Luxon was 1 thing but this is unbelievable

I hate the version of me that does groceries.

She never gets snacks.

She’s such a bitch

wHy hAs tHe pRinCeSs dIsSaPpeArEd SuDdEnLy wItH nO wArNiNg

I mean. She hasn’t. It wasn’t sudden. It wasn’t with no warning. I mean they might be hiding something but they also absolutely said no one would see her till Easter.

Conspiracies are exhausting.

The internet is exhausting

I can hear the Mr Whippy siren and if he doesn’t come up my street I’m going to be so mad

20 mins into the news and it’s
Police officers need money - but it’s going to landlords
Disabilities services need money - but it’s going to landlords
Kids need to eat food - but it’s going to landlords

Me watching the news piling on National:……

WHERE WAS THIS VIBE IN SEPTEMBER 😡

Just saw the new ad for Burger King with the loud crunchy chewing and my heart is racing so fast and I feel like I’m going to smash a window. I genuinely cannot handle hearing chewing. Who the hell approved that ad and can I send an angry email.

There’s some really bad edits in the photo (Charlottes sleeve) but yes that’s the question. With them being aware (cos how could they not be!) of the conspiracies then think yup that’s fine. Insane. Would’ve been better if the kids made Mother’s Day art and they uploaded that. Such a bad choice.

That happened to me. Took them 5 weeks to reply to my emails. In the meantime I found something and moved house. Then I got an email inviting me to an open home, follows up by a grumpy “you were our first choice but you never replied” email a week later.

Poor Things is one of the most unusual movies I’ve seen in a long time

Can’t even find the sarcastic words to make comment here.

I’m glad she didn’t bring the Barbie vibes. If they wanted Barbie they wouldn’t have snubbed her. The Oscar’s don’t deserve Barbie

nobody disappears in the bermuda triangle anymore. due to wokeness

I don’t think we’ll ever see petrol come down either. It would take one supermarket or petrol station to bring their price significantly down to start a chain reaction. It won’t happen

Believing what they helped build

Shocking from the man who claimed $52,000 for an apartment he owns

Also, I see Seymour already preparing to blame rent prices on immigration

Imagine believing that giving landlords breaks & cuts will result in tenants getting cheaper rent 😂 I remember when I used to believe in fairy tales too

I’m really tolerant of daddy long legs in my house. But they recently turned the corner of my bedroom into a nursery and I don’t know how I feel about that

Oh no sorry. I mean. On Monday. I’m going to be sitting there saying “word won’t open anything” as a feeble attempt to do nothing cos it’s Monday.

Me on Monday

Can’t believe they’re getting rid of fair go but still producing 5 nights a week of Shortland st

I get nervous buying things online because I automatically assume everything is drop shipping. Am I spending $90 on a $5 bracelet from shein? Maybe. Probably.

Right wing government
Step 1: moan about media & make the public hate them
Step 2: media starts shutting down
Step 3: no one is there to hold you accountable
Step 4: profit

My flatmates are Brazilian and the most beautiful thing is how excited they are about Te ao Māori. They couldn’t care less about all our western “culture” but are in love with and fascinated by Te ao Māori