Corey Rayburn Yung

I normally limit my expert coaching advice to football. But, I think it's time for me to branch out. If I managed an F1 team, I would tell my drivers not to crash on the grid lap (or any other lap).

I always forget the Daylight Saving Time saying. It's Fall back, Spring also back," right?

Your brain and data may be in the internet, a world that is both everywhere and nowhere. But your ass is still firmly planted in the jurisdiction of somebody's courts. And police.

Proton is correct. The odds of you finding a company that won't comply with its local police are basically zero.

Because astronomers aren't sure what dark matter is, we can reasonably conclude that it's caused by the ennui of emo bands from the early 21st Century.

Because I'm unsure if the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct, I'm confident that all subatomic particles are u-shaped and named "Fred."

Having a black hole in your butt that allows life to exist on Earth seems like a positive trait to me. 🤷

Pretty awesome until platypuses go extinct and we all just drift off into outer space.

Because I can't explain the source of gravity, I have concluded that it is the force caused by black holes hidden inside the butts of platypuses.

I planned to share my report on the body cam footage early next week when I learned that a DC news station had obtained some of the footage as a result of my lawsuit and they were going to scoop me. After working on this for a year, I couldn't let that happen. Published 2 mins before they aired :)

Wokémon

“Pokémon is neoliberal carceralism” might truly be Peak Bluesky.

The 6 seniors being honored before the game.

Senior Day! #RockChalk

At Allen Fieldhouse, during the national anthem.

Can't believe the Space Force flag is now part of the color guard during the National Anthem.

Or, like Star Trek transporters, putting a Pokemon in the ball results in the death of the original Pokemon and an exact duplicate is created when the Pokemon is "released." It's an endless cycle of murder and creation.

My headcanon is that Pokemon are Highlander immortals. In the end, there can be only one.

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Sure. And my old dog is living a joyful, free life on a farm somewhere upstate.

Only through the forced labor of Blisseys everywhere.

That just reinforces my point about the moral bankruptcy of the world of Pokemon. And don't tell me you believe the "fainting" myth. No one recovers from a million-volt shock from Pikachu's tail.

Doubtful. Meowth's ability to think and talk just like humans hasn't made society reconsider its ultraviolent version of dog-fighting. And I shudder to think how Pokemon are converted to candy in Pokemon Go. Pokemon world is morally bankrupt.

I feel like it would just take one Pokémon looking at Pikachu and asking “why doesn’t he need to live in the ball?” to lead to some fuckin changes in that society

Daniel Plainview begs to differ

Okay, fellow law profs: This is turning out to be a brutally slow submission season. While we wait, tell me about your paper that's currently out searching for a home?

Fabulist Trump, 79, Boasts ‘Powerful Man’ Wanted to Kiss Him Trump claimed that a Georgia steelworker wanted to plant one on him.

In case you have forgotten, Trump really did tell a "Sir" story about how the man wanted to kiss him. www.thedailybeast.com/fabulist-tru...

"And Iran, a big burly country, with tears in its eyes, said, 'Sir.' Can you believe that? Iran said, 'Sir, no other President in the history of the world could have made us stop. But you did. Thank you, Sir.... And, Mr President, We’d love to kiss you."

Beyond the fact that none of this happened, why are we continuing to "hit very hard" a country and "serious[ly] consider[ing]" it for "complete destruction" if it has "apologized and surrendered?"

No. But I'm definitely going to watch it.

I apologize for not knowing that. I was just looking up films from my birth year and was shocked to see both listed there.

Other films released in 1974: The Godfather Part II, Chinatown, The Conversation, and Badlands. My god, it's like staring at the Sun.