Straight from...

TraitorousDessertPreferences.gov:

"While George Soros generally prefers Rainbow Sherbet, on several play dates with Joe Biden, both men have been seen ingesting copious amounts of Rocky Road Ice Cream, their gluttony interrupted only by sporadic fits of manical laughter..."

Last time I unlocked my inner asshole was for a colonoscopy...

Unless he's having vanilla...

Guessing these toe-tapping ditties weren't on the playlist (but should have been):

Who'll Be The Next In Line - Kinks

For Whom The Bell Tolls - Metallica

You Better Run - Pat Benatar

King of Pain - The Police

He's already lost interest in the war he started...

With "tools" being a synonym.. 👍

Even looks like a vacant, doddering, old mess in stills now...

...how long before Miller & Co. go full AI on him?🤔

elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire . Alt: Flaming Elmo demands tribute!

I'd sacrifice them both to:

Only this time, boarding regulations for the lifeboats are reversed.

Nine Reds at the top....

... you're welcome!

Noem and her spiffy "New Sheriff" badge.🤔

His "code" is akin to "12345" as a password...

Ick.

You doubting Evil Kevin Arnold has some serious anti-terror game?

Will there be a gift basket presentation?🤔

Missed a chance to go full 60's throwback and call it a "police action"...

Same (MI-04).

And racing their penis-shaped rockets to the Moon or Mars...

Decisive.

"Would I mong you?" - Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger to Major Frank "Ferret Face" Burns, M*A*S*H

...to win fifth Place: Paul Rudd Hair-a-like Contest, 1993.

Fall of Saigon, 1975. Not the usual photo.

Past-tensing, so guessing she means this:

Cash bride, good. Personally bringing him a gem-encrusted ring to then kneel and kiss, priceless.👍

"World's Greatest Endorser"

Perhaps his current overall health, as "in fair condition" would definitely be an upgrade for him at this point...

"Unless they do not."

a black and white photo of a young boy in a striped shirt Alt: A pox on you, nonbeliever! Billy Mumy, The Twilight Zone.

Just a guess, but maybe a small percentage of that number are people on the right absolutely terrified if they make even the slightest utterance against this regime they will magically be wished away into the cornfield by either angry, armed with an AR-15, hater Jesus, Dumbo, or ( correctly)...

But, at least there's no future need to reenact this on an episode of Drunk History...

...swiping right. 👍

Succinct, eloquent, and to the point.👍

Correction: "Gruppenchat".