The Hellenist ☀️

All-season, oiled-up, outdoor nude athletics every morning.

Man's skin must be tanned and leathery to prepare him physically and spiritually for war.

If your skin is pale and pasty anywhere on your body, the gods are telling you to do more nude athletics.

I go down to my local museum and admire the Greek pottery of little boys being oiled up for nude athletics.

Aristocratic!

The morning hours are for nude athletics, philosophy, and politics.

Let the women and slaves mind the household. Men have important civic duties to attend to.

Imagine bothering yourself with such frivolous activities like the cinema, this is the slave mindset. Aristocrats only watch and participate in nude athletics.

The answer is simple really.
Let us consult the virtue score chart:

As you can clearly see, non aristocrats make up the majority of the population. Only aristocrats understand that “homosexuality” is not gay but rather the feminine figure and “love” is.

That would be very aristocratic.

It’s obvious where you stand.

We shouldn’t be arguing slave. Come back, we have work to do.

Men must rub themselves down with olive oil before competing in nude athletics.

Moreover, the oil should come from a sacred vessel covered in religious imagery.

We Hellenists need not a Christ. We anoint ourselves.

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My gods give me cute boy wives to pound into submission.

Silence yourself slave.

So you worship a slave god?

Of course you do. The one made up by Jews that makes you ASHAMED of your aristocratic micropenis and boy sluts.

Maybe someday in hades you’ll realize your stupidity.

Silence, slave. Only one wife is for the slaves who actually believe in frivolous things like love, gay and pathetic.

Aristocrats have many wives. They stay locked up in a room for me to fuck every night, the only time I see them.
The rest of the day is out with the boys ;)

Do these “aliens” have big or small penises?

“Femboy” is a disgusting word. I don’t want to be fucking a “femboy” I want to be fucking a boy. Women are gay and not aristocratic.

Think like an aristocrat.

“Love” is gay and for women.

Aristocrats don’t love. We oil up and do nude athletics, discuss politics at the agora, admire our micropenises. Let “love” be for little girls.

As a Colombian I say the Venezuelans fall into superfluous class. Low IQ’s paired with huge penises. I wouldn’t even trust one with rubbing my left butt cheek up.

That’s plus one virtue point and one inch taken off your penis. Keep this good behavior up and I might even let you be one of my wives “boy toys”.

I’m Colombian, am I brown enough?

Currently craving little aristocratic young boys

Psychology isn’t needed when the greats such as Plato and Socrates are all you need to read. I have my towel boy recite Aristotle to me as he rubs down my aristocratic micropenis.

His statues penises are far too big and slave-like.

Aristocrats are proud of their micropenises that radiate true virtue.

What you meant to say is “actual people with a high virtue score”. That’s minus one virtue point and one inch added to your penis.

Yakub is dead, Zeus is king.

I’ll tell Astolfo to oil up right away. Hopefully his floppy big slave penis won’t be too much an issue. So not aristocratic!

Try having a plus 100 virtue score.

Trump is Jewish anon. If he wasn’t he’d be doing nude athletics on the White House lawn by now.

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This will penalize me one aristocratic virtue point.

What is “Wiggerbot”’s IQ? If he doesn’t have a virtue score of over 150 (aristocratic) I will petition my boy slut Astolfo be mead head.

Girl dick is pathetic. Aristocrats suck boy dick.