Nejiro Obake

"Well Air Force is a ton of fun... Slice is Right is good practice and Leap of Faith as well.... Don't really remember any of the others? If there are any..."

"It is common to insult an enemy to goad them into dropping their guard. I find they have far less resistance to dad jokes and cringe-inducing puns. If one expects a blade they not prepared for a hammer."

There is a reason he is one of the most successful 2nd's.

He shrugs.

"Dunno, most of the weapons I get are already named."

"I named my sword Emotions, because when I hit you with it, you're gonna have feelings."

Yes he knows it's corny but it was too funny to not say.

"YYSAAAAYYYYYLLE!!!"

//I'm sorry there was a fucking WHAT?!

//And then "Sometimes man? I'm always man!"

But also magnet? Nah, Y'shtola's a black hole for attraction.

//The urge to have Nejiro respond to that with: "Did... Did you just call me a woman?"

Counterpoint. It is impossible not to be attracted to Y'shtola.

"Valentione's is coming up...

...OH FUCK! VALENTIONE'S IS COMING UP!"

Looks between Estinien and Aymeric.

"...I mean maybe if it were a lovers quarrel?"

Sometimes the best way to proxy through your trauma too though. I know it's helped me with putting it on Nejiro.

You always got my support.

"Why would Estinien do that?"

"Well send Estinien after them. That's what you have him for isn't it?"

"No. I'm not my type."

//He is Unsundered for a reason. But I would say that only means DIDN'T have shards not CAN'T. Who knows after we defeated him? He could have shards everywhere after that for all we know!

My own little twist on this little meme ♥

#TuaGpose | #Lalatua | #OC | #Shortstack

"I told him he'd put on weight. And muscle is more weight than fat."

But also the amount of times I forget I can TBN other people....

The amount of times I see a Black Mage in their leylines and throw TBN on them just so they can soak a mechanic to give me a free pop.

Maaaaan, cuz it would make your thing so much funnier if they did.

Also the shenanigans that could be pulled in game with it...

Wait that raises a mechanical question...

Do TBN's stack?

Well he isn't the WoL for a start.
But he is quite tied to Feo Ul, with the WoL introducing them.
And I wanna put that he got Zero to agree to be his Enshroud for the few times he goes Reaper.

I try not to step on canon too hard as I dun wanna feel like I'm forcing NPC RPers to bend to my whims.

Would she like a partner in brooding?

A better sound to soothe the soul there never was.

He'd get the tea ready, pouring them both a cup as he sets the cups down and takes a seat to the side of the table.

And with a twirl she is wrapped in the utmost of floof as he places the blanket around her and moves back over to the pot and kettle to brew the tea.

"Still, looking back, an angry dragon feels like the least of our troubles... given everything else that's happened..."

Ayup, why wouldn't I? I'm autistic and hate playing the pronoun game. Makes it dead clear who I am talking bout.

Do not underestimate the power of Quesa Birria.

He chuckles at that as he sets the tea in the pot and the magitek kettle (courtesy of Garlond Ironworks!) to boil some water as he fetches the fluffiest of blankets.

"Indeed. Wish you'd been there for Nidhogg. As I said then, He shoulda destroyed those eyeballs not throw them down a stupid ravine!