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stimothée phallomet

@havetopissbadly.bsky.social

Also @vangoghletters.bsky.social

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My life a movie bro

03.03.2026 04:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Got a new job. More posts coming soon

03.03.2026 04:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(Context: last year I was childless and gay, this year I’m unemployed and straight and have 4 stepkids)

02.03.2026 03:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Once I was a childless gay man. Now I’m an unemployed straight guy w 4 stepkids

02.03.2026 03:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Childhood is real. It actually happened to me

02.03.2026 03:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Girl everyone has endometriosis stop being a pick me

02.03.2026 00:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To stressed to piss… too blessed to shit

16.02.2026 01:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lend me your rears

23.01.2026 18:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That sure is a nice pedestal ya got there. Sure would be a shame if someone put a pussy on it

20.01.2026 21:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Young Emilio esteves looks like a neurotypical Ryan gosling

27.12.2025 01:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Aesthetics aside, functionally knees are one of the worst designed body parts fr

03.12.2025 20:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve heard that incels have a strong stance against “sharp knees”

03.12.2025 20:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s good to be far away from the internet

01.12.2025 04:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(To the tune of comfortably numb) I……… I’ve become, unfuckably dumb

14.11.2025 14:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

New film franchise idea:

• Honey I shrunk my penis
• Honey I shrunk my penis 2
• Honey I shrunk everything but my penis

12.11.2025 05:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bubblin

27.10.2025 23:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Drive Through Rich Neighborhood Exposes Dad’s Shortcomings As Provider

Drive Through Rich Neighborhood Exposes Dad’s Shortcomings As Provider

Drive Through Rich Neighborhood Exposes Dad’s Shortcomings As Provider https://theonion.com/drive-through-rich-neighborhood-exposes-dads-shortcomings-as-provider/

15.10.2025 15:00 — 👍 1126    🔁 77    💬 12    📌 6
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Nice afternoon

11.10.2025 23:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Expert move

11.10.2025 02:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
LGBTQ Nation: Rachael Ray thought her husband was gay when they met because he knew how to cook tilapia

LGBTQ Nation: Rachael Ray thought her husband was gay when they met because he knew how to cook tilapia

I love seeing Rachael Ray in the news

08.10.2025 06:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this bitch talking about defending the rule of law. doesn't exist idiot. "I will defend the tooth fairy" ass

04.10.2025 19:31 — 👍 24    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
Bek’s office

Bek’s office

Man cave

04.10.2025 01:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Two Rats - 1884
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/13503

03.10.2025 22:44 — 👍 38    🔁 16    💬 1    📌 0
Bek pressing his face against a window

Bek pressing his face against a window

POV I’m stuck in ur phone

26.09.2025 04:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Doodling at the bar type shit

24.09.2025 22:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anyone could be an idiot

24.09.2025 15:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m like if an incel had unbelievable swag and sucked madddd dick

24.09.2025 04:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ellen DeGemerous has prolly eaten more pussy than me, which honestly makes me pretty upset

24.09.2025 04:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Starry Night - 1888
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/14476

24.09.2025 01:19 — 👍 74    🔁 12    💬 0    📌 0

Crimson and clover??? But I don’t hardly know er

21.09.2025 15:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0