Els White

A pile of various Jirachi plushies and figures. At the back is a life-sized one.

Ask your doctor if Life-Sized Jirachi and friends is right for you.

i have a wonderfully funny/frustrating combo of hyperlexic vocabulary and brain fog related aphasia. in one sentence im dropping ten-dollar words, the next im asking someone to hand me the pot's hat, you know, the thing that goes on top? The lid, yes, thank you.

It's soooo much fun man. Om nom nom.

The problem with computer jobs is that it's all in your head. You can't touch or eat the code you write, it's too abstract. You need to find something to make with your hands if you want to stay okay

One thing that’s funny about how we react to stuff like this is how earnest we are. Workers were as likely to think “census? I’m gonna fuck with this guy” then as now. Taking the piss was not invented in the 20th century

moving house is very expensive and stressful but she makes it worth it

my dnd stuff fell out of my bag at some point so I'm going to introduce my little bugs to the wonderful world of Honey Heist

True, I draw the distinction mostly as a format thing, but it's more like "VN is a type of IF". Hope you find something that works for you!

The media here being "interactive fiction", should probably clarify lol

Depends what you mean by "simpler", but I like Twine a lot for making stuff without needing to think too hard about it.

i knew lmm was on the new mountain goats album but i still got jumpscared by him in the chorus of cold at night

Oh my god i take it all back hades 2 is a perfect game actually

[POST ENDGAME SPOILERS]

i just got the fourth scylla song

bought a keyboard to impress a guy with a ponytail. have mastered the intro to black parade. im unstoppable.

[HADES 2 ENDGAME SPOILERS]

i still dont feel satisfied with the ending (not quite at the epilogue yet) but i do kinda fw zagreus sparing cronos, not because he Believes In Family(tm), but specifically because he just distrusts hades *that much*.

oh i know the girls are fighting over who gets the freya/claire pas de deux in act 3

ok so i do need a "making of" doco for this trailer and im going to need it at your earliest convenience tia /jk

i just logged on what the Fuck is happening

now im just imagining video games being adapted into ballet instead of prestige tv/shitty movies. might be onto something. ooh video game panto could go crazy actually

Aw hell yeah. Do you have discord? I'm mycelia on there; i will be unavailable the next 48 hours, but after that if you're willing to be a sounding board/guinea pig for said VN plugin i am willing to give programming help in exchange. Someone did it for me once, so I'm paying it forward!

(Looking up from packing) yes hello what is the situation

I am actually supposed to be making a gamemaker plugin for a jam this month so.......👀

watching swan lake but its gay. still feel the same thrill as 16/y/o els first watching RENT and seeing angel and collins. maybe even more so, now.

in case you've never seen it, here is the original reddit thread where a dude posts looking for legal advice bc he thinks his landlord is breaking in and leaving post it notes everywhere, and someone in the comments saves his life by correctly diagnosing him with carbon monoxide poisoning

SALE ALERT: you can now get cucked for 13 bucks

store.steampowered.com/app/1332990/...

I only know one of their songs but i do like that song a lot even tho its kinda cheesy (its lgfuad)

And i hate that! I can see how much love and care went into it and i want to love it back i just feel like. Hades 1 just nailed that weird complicated family dynamic, and this one feels like it almost went there but they got scared.

[SPOILERS for anyone scrolling past]

it feels like all the things I found interesting in the early access (prommy, mel's relationship with hecate vs the olympians, olympus being assholes) have been left on the table. Maybe the True End will be more satisfying but rn i feel a lil disappointed

Feeling some type of way about Hades 2. I can tell I'm not done w the story but I'm past the credits drop and...hm.
Don't get me wrong! It's a really enjoyable experience! I'm having a lot of fun! Just...hm.

Im literally nice why can't people be nice back!!!!!

Undertale text box. * No one is happy with this.

state of things here at the moment. staring at the clock waiting for hades hour to tick over

absolutely terrible information thank you i will be investigating