Grae Hall

I love having a gorgeous native plant garden full of flowers and life instead of a big boring lawn - no home mow

Me: Help, I'm being haunted by a cruel ghost!
Buddy: A cruel ghost?
Me: A cruel ghost
Buddy: How is it a cruel ghost?
Me: It's just mean spirited

Sometimes late at night I lie awake worrying that The Venga Bus is not actually coming, that it may never be coming

mcdonalds x cch pounder cchuarter pounder with ccheese value meal (burger) "cchuarter pounder with ccheese" (drink) "police soda" "no fries" Theres a pictue of CCH pounder as Det. Wyms from the shield on the left side and her smiling face is transparent under the rest of it.

watching a late night History Channel "documentary" about how it was actually aliens who introduced MLMs to earth because there's no way humans could have created pyramid schemes on their own

I was at my desk planning the route I'd take on my bicycle to hit up the pharmacy & grocery store, which took the least effort, as I felt like hot garbage today. Visualising it over & over trying to psych myself up to actually get up & do it

I got it done, & now I'm not leaving my room again today

when your ADHD meds kick in before you finish eating breakfast so now you're sitting there staring at your food like it's made of rocks, and not even particularly interesting rocks

Imagine having to spend every day with Miller lurking around you puppeteering you - and then you finally get to meet a normal person with charisma - it must have been whiplash for Trump

"Fuck them kids" - Zuck, meaning that statement both ways

the map on the right is about circumcisions, someone repurposed it to claim it was about MAGA posters

Worth noting that's an edit, Mamdani's turtleneck was a dark black, and someone made it red to match Trump to push the narrative

Most accounts on Twitter turn out to be Russian MAGA bots. Here’s why Bluesky has an intellectual diversity problem

currently processing the trauma... of having to go to the grocery store to pick up a few things sometime today

A photo of a curly ginger-haired woman showing off the goat she kidnapped. She's leaning down and holding its head with care and turning its face to the camera. the goat was overjoyed.

My mum turned 80 just these last few days.

I'm not sure I'd have survived without family support, and it began with her.

Here she is when she found a goat and brought it home.

Because "I found a goat! look!" is a perfectly normal thing to do.

Fornix. Uropygium. Flocculation. Meatus. Fistula. Gonopore. Scrofula!

I can't believe you'd do that, look me right in the eyes in public, in a restaurant, and openly masticate in front of everyone!

Meatus Fistula, new punk band name called it!

But also, what a list, I feel like I need a shower after reading it holy heck. You didn't just meet the brief you exceeded it in the most disturbingly excellent way

In the end it turned it was your mother who was the true GOAT

Another one of the great Janitor moments. I was quite surprised by how well Scrubs held up considering its age. It was fun to rewatch as I hadn't seen it in, gosh, years

I giggled like a schoolkid when I first learned that's what powered the Mazda RX series of cars

ornithologists are just big 'ol horny pervs that's gotta be the reasoning for so many of the bird names sounding dirty, I mean it's no surprise they all like to watch

YouTube video by Flightspan Titicaca

Hah, aah, I just recently rewatched Scrubs and was reminded of this classic bit about said lake youtu.be/dalNQF8NmIs

Hah! i crid wen she & pit brok up :(

Wankel rotary engine.

What's a word that sounds dirty to you but actually isn't?

I'll start: fecundity

When someone needlessly brings up god respond with "Oh, the character from that bible book?" to make them as uncomfortable as they just made you

if I had fuck off money I'd obviously help as many people as possible but I'd also buy Trump's links course in Scotland that he loves so much and replace each flag on each hole with a windmill, hire only immigrants to work there, and rename it The Golf of Mexico

That's gonna take a lot more effort than simply glazing the Billionaires and Donald Trump

Wouldn’t it be some shit if a white supremacist took the 14 words seriously?

“Oh shit, if we’re gonna secure a future for white people, we’re gonna need public healthcare, clean air, drinkable water, affordable housing…”

Perfect representation