Hal Douken

It's time for Paul Heyman to start dressing like Rollins.

#wwe #wweraw

How much does it cost to get a #wrestlemania match where I get to hit all the moves that I can do and the announcers have to talk real nice about me?

Is the training camp to learn all the moves included in the price?

#fantasycamp #betterthanspacetho

Technically, Penta Lucha has half the Wrestlemania experience that his brother Rey Fenix-Lucha has.

#wrestlemania

Now that the match is done and BB can address Jade and Naomi, I kinda want her to reject them both and build to a big, meaty triple threat. "I'm on my own..."

Iyo, Bianca & Rhea delivering the match of the night so far.

#wrestlemania

I appreciate Bianca working the boos even though she's right about Rhea.

You either retire a babyface or work long enough to brother brother brother.

#wrestlemania

A long shot, but I'll kick myself if I don't say it and it actually comes to pass: Finn & Liv.

I think this has got to end with the two of them together, hate doinking in kayfabe.

Finn helped Liv take Judgment Day, Dominik, & the title from Rhea. That's all done now.

#Wrestlemania

Do you think Undertaker ends all of his one man shows with his fist dramatically in the air like Judd Nelson at the end of The Breakfast Club?

#wwe #wweSmackdown

I always hear the crowd as chanting "SEE THEM, PUNK!"

#wwe #wweSmackdown

I'm just going to say it: I don't care for the Undertaker.

#wwe #wweraw

Bianca is the refereEST.

#wwe #wweraw

Real American Beer really sent Hogan a green screen and ring lamp to film his commercials at home.

Kate Bush could have jumped in AT ANY TIME!

#wwe #wweraw

I'm gonna form a Mexican death metal band called Gunthero.

#wweraw #wwe

Will Temu Porn Stache work an ambulance match with Travis Scott?

#wweraw #wwe

Lucha Master: With this you will wield unimaginable power. #wweraw #wwe

Gable:

Ludwig Kaiser here to announce that he's taking over his father's ski chatteau and firing the rag tag group of ski instructors who party too much.

#wwe #wweRaw

By the power of Atlanta!

#wwe #EliminationChamber #wweChamber

She did a leg injury one a while back and acted like a track star who suddenly rolled their ankle. I heard her scream and thought "oh no, that sounds bad!" The trainers are there and she's crying and I'm wondering if maybe she came off the apron wrong and tore something. Nope. She's just good.

There is something about the way Bianca reacts that short circuits the wrestling part of my brain. When she was in the pod screaming and watching Jade murder Naomi, no one else could make that look so believable.

Truth is gonna ask Cena to tell him it ain't true his childhood hero joined the NWO Wolfpack.

Me still thinking bout that tree

#wwe #wweChamber #EliminationChamber

Dwayne Johnson got hopped up on Thetans and became The Final Boss: a combination of Mr. McMahon and Hollywood Hogan who is also Heihachi Mishima from Tekken.

#wwe #wweChamber #EliminationChamber

Rock here to talk forbidden donuts.

#wwe #wweChamber #EliminationChamber

WWE avoiding Drake like they avoided David Arquette holding a “FORNER WCW CHAMP" sign during the Invasion.

#wweChamber #wwe #EliminationChamber

Are we not ending on the men's Chamber because The Rock needs his Thetans clear for Xenu?

#wweChamber #wwe #EliminationChamber #scientology

He was crying! Owenses only cry when they are in emotional distress!

Bladder half full.

YouTube video by R.P.C. Lyric Videos Helmet & House Of Pain - Just Another Victim (Judgment Night Soundtrack) Lyrics on screen

Everytime that I hear KO's theme, I expect to hear the *plink!* in this Helmet song between riffs.

#wweChamber #EliminationChamber #wwe

youtu.be/YhTffL5-9d4?...

He's a version of Tom Cruise who can almost play at being Kevin Hart's friend in public. Xenu's presence always comes through though.