The longer I live, the more likely I am to wreck someone.

Oh he knows he’s fine.

Man big boy decisions about the future can be challenging. Exciting but worrisome

Copyright @wendyenthomas - cross stitch saying “This too shall pass but like holy fuck”

Mood.

Cross-stitch embroidery by @wendyenthomas.bsky.social

Who tf eats peanut butter from the jar with a FORK

With how glued I am to ari and Cynthia in wicked, you would think I’m str*ight

Listening to wicked is NOT enough. I need Cynthia and Ari to shove their broom and wand UP MY ASS

My man makes me whistle when I walk

For Thanksgiving, if any one starts talking about the man that has the same IQ and shade of a traffic cone, I’ve decided I will go into explicit detail about why I enjoy anal and moan very loudly. Nobody will have peace.

DAMN I WENT BACK AND IT WAS GONE THEY ARE SICK OF IT

Bout to throw hands with an app

Damn I forgot I follow naked men on this app. Opened this in the library and there lied a schlong.

Imma make this another shitpost account. Random thoughts just thrown into the void that may haunt me in the future

Why he kinda…😏

I think the funniest thing that everyone can agree on is deadnaming twitter (x). That’s the ONLY time bc fuck that full diaper wearing musky tub built toddler

She’s definitely stuck in bumper to bumper traffic

Old art is still art. It’s a new platform and a new place to show it off!!:)

Fuck twitter

this is what escaping twitter felt like