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haven’t been on here in a minute

The bench after Wilson scored tonight was so funny lmao

NHL fan reactions to espn broadcasters

“What’s this? What’s this?” It’s another Washington capitals game day🖤

I love this 💀

Love my Christmas gifts this year ❤️

MAMMA MIA

me tuning into the caps game only to be hit with the bright white ice combined with the neon green on the Dallas stars jerseys

my wallet trying to prevent me from impulse buying

THANKS FOR THE DUB PRO

“feel the Christmas spirit”

me:

Watching the caps this season is actually fun?!

I fixed it

you’re never gonna believe what happens next

Ya’ll are ruining my appetite

when today is a capitals game day but all i can think about is food because tomorrow is Thanksgiving

Credit to @spicycapsfn.bsky.social

i think that everyone who plays or watches sports should be sent to prison

another Washington capitals game day without Ovi

i try to avoid them as much as possible lol

idk what my neighbors cook but it makes the hallway smell like ass. they come and go too and i get Jeffery Dahmer vibes. like soild meat and pickled onions.

“what are your Friday night plans?”

me: “grocery shopping, making broccoli cheddar soup, and playing video games just like God intended”

nhl goalies

someone at my condo couldn’t get into their cyber truck the other day and she smacked it and said “piece of shit”. it took so much for me to not burst out laughing

Jack McBain went from nobody to the most hated man in hockey

if ovi is seriously hurt i will end it all

so basically don’t touch the goalies, don’t go near the goalies, don’t smell the goalies, don’t lick the goalies, just don’t even look at the goalies

Ovi said “fuck it i’m passing Gretzky by the end of the month”