Amy

IT’S STAYING HOME GEAUX TIGAHS

Wait LSU won the national championship in 2007 as a result of Pat McAfee specifically having a bad time? Huh!

I hate it (complimentary)

Anyway who’s ready for Taylen Green & Petrino coming off a bye? 11 am kick, that’s not concerning, nope!

Telling myself all week the game’s going to look exactly how it ends up looking and getting my feelings hurt all the same, Geaux Tigahs

It’s me, I’m constantly saying Alabama is the worst.

We won’t be down forever

No need to review that, it’s not like LSU made a first down or something.

1st and Goal
- False Start
- Sack
- Incompletion
- Give-up run
- Field Goal

Just kick it on first down, maybe?

First & Goal
- 1-yard rush
- Incompletion (nearly intercepted)
- Delay of Game
- Timeout
- Sack
- Field goal
- Siiiiiigh

Cool, SEC refs. Real cool.

Where’s the Interim Red Zone Playbook

Rolling the QB out, you say?

When you get to the part where they try to agree with you on something in hopes of ending the misery but it only leads you down an even more unstable-sounding rabbit hole about why you'd *think* that, wouldn't you, but actually...

Accepted a mission to find the Baton Rouge restaurant with a trapdoor to a secret backroom Ever read about a “secret backroom” in Baton Rouge and wondered if it’s real? When a friend challenged Jan Risher to find it, she couldn’t resist. Spoiler: there’s a trap door involved.

Journalism (it's Phil's)

If you're wondering how many clowns Louisiana has on the bench waiting for just the right moment to launch themselves into the fray, the limit does not exist. Geaux Tigahs

I just wanna know if Verge is gonna let the band play Neck

Scott Woodward, run for governor

As a silver lining, Landry wrecking the LSU football program may be one of the few things that could get a Democrat into the Governor’s mansion.

What's Jeff Landry's buyout

Oh cool, this is going to be even stupider than I thought, and I thought it was going to be real, real stupid.

I was resigned to LSU canning the offensive staff & making us suffer through another miserable year. Glad to be wrong.

I usually feel at least a little sympathy and regret when these things go down, but Kelly is so deeply unlikable, I am just glad he's out. Let's memory-hole him immediately.

But yeah, it's funny as hell

He was probably as sick of us as we are of him, if we're being honest. 53 million reasons to say "go ahead, fire me."

Anyway, incredibly well-conducted coaching searches have produced total failures and some of the ugliest ones have fallen ass-backwards into great hires, so roll the dice I guess, Jeff.

Word is the governor is running the show without the AD involved. LSU already has an interim president. This is going to be an absolute shitshow. But I don't ever have to see Brian Kelly in my team's colors again, and that's a positive.

famous Louisianan Britney Spears wearing “DUMP HIM” tee

LSU:

Whatever happens, Brian Kelly is having a very stressful and embarrassing day, which is cool

Aren’t we lucky to have LSU football as a brief weekly respite from unaccountable powerful men breaking things, making people miserable, and getting richer in the process.

Scoring TDs when you get into the red zone is pretty cool, y'all. Offense isn't fixed by a long shot but they've been opportunistic tonight and that's a big big deal.