three jeans

everyone seems mad. not me

yayyyyyy

“why i oughta” ass

mel king episode next week….thank god

about to watch last night’s ep and we’ll see how i feel then, but season 2 of the pitt might not have the juice. biggest moment of the season so far is oliver’s ass from the damn oc showing up.

opie smells exactly
like z’s penny candy, my beloved childhood candy store that shuttered 10 years ago. the fb page is still up and sometimes they post like “Can’t believe we closed. Miss you all” opie smells like that

having my first experience with a libby book not downloading onto my kobo. they (reddit) told me this would happen. guess i have to read if off my phone? what is this, 2024?!

forever

why is he like this

???????

Forbidden plumlee

the phrase “as if they were discussing the weather” has been used twice in the book i’m reading, just a few chapters apart. horrifying, inexcusable, and illegal as well

sometimes the criteria is how many jeans were destroyed in the making of the garment. sometimes it’s just a feeling i have

was sent this and asked how many jeans it is. this is the elusive three jeans. i can’t believe what we’re seeing.

i’d be honored!!

i already saw send help. unfortunately there are no other movies playing in theaters right now

brioche yes that’s the word! i didn’t know what it was called! thank you ❤️💕

wait this is literally a lie, it’s back loop half double crocheted, but i used about 10 back loop singles in each row at the top to help with the cinch. if you care…..dk weight yarn…..

i didn’t know you had a michigan podcast 🥹

i dreamed of making a crochet version of those two tone reversible knit beanies. this is….ok. it’s back loop single crocheted carrying 2nd color across each row. i didn’t have the patience but it really should have been slip stitched. i love the colors.

my new medication makes only my left bicep itch. no hives, it’s like an extremely localized phantom itch. i told my doctor about it and she said “wow ok that’s interesting…and how are you feeling about the dosage” i said “oh double it for sure”

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in high school they would be the vending machine snack i’d get between school ending and basketball practice. i needed them, they are a load bearing snack in my life

i was eating cheez its a few days ago and thinking to myself “we take for granted how goated cheez its are”

ICE is pushing Minneapolis underground Scenes from a city under siege

if you’re mad that i profiled will instead of writing about what “really matters” in minneapolis, may i direct you to my 6,500-word feature on the mutual aid networks there:

www.theverge.com/policy/87710...

i don’t know her

“1 clove of garlic”

Big Onion wants you to use less garlic in your shit. it’s the only thing that explains every recipe ever

looks like there are female english majors with minors in philosophy, bitch 😏

not the point (point is he’s ugly and a youtuber) but a good opportunity to say that as a copy editor i have surprisingly few grammatical/rhetorical pet peeves, but using “either” before listing off 3+ things is one of them