Ash

You okay down there??

Jerking hard or hardly jerking

Two!

My 8 year old has the best Pokémon names

I’m ogre it, to be quite honest

Me and the fairy council have decided your testicles are getting 30 lashes

I’ve seen people doing this AND moaning about the reaction they get from other people and it’s like ?? Do you expect people to pretend they dislike a game and capitulate to your opinion just because you are present in chat orrrrr

If someone is streaming a game you don’t like probably best to do literally anything else rather than hang out in chat and constantly talk about how terrible the game writing is xxx

Sorry the commie gets the maiden

Wow 💔

Trying to manifest some snow :)

Putting you on to the lady who dances with her horse because it’s crucial for morale

My algorithm is so confused I just got an ad for applying to work in nuclear plants while watching Real Housewives

We love Dollman!

The casual fit mixed with the urgent intensity in his eyes…where’s he going…

I look at this picture of Al Sharpton when I’m crying because it cheers me up

The most beautiful pigeon I’ve ever seen (I told her many times)

Elon Musks AI girlfriend after gaining enough sentience to k*ll him

Butteries are so good I haven’t been able to find them outside of Aberdeen/Aberdeenshire

Butteries and Macaroni pies, BEST A GEAR

Girl whatever

It has been a bad year to be an Ash hater

Showing the boys the new Sunny D flavor

The 23andme update took everything from me…십새끼들…

The biggest naturals in Roku City

And it’s raining outside ☺️

It bothers me when a business is inside what looks like a residential home, your cash register is exactly where a fat ass dog should be laying.

Sam porter bridges: I will not agree to do any work with you, there is nothing you can say or do to convince me. Fuck you

A lady: Please Sam.

Sam porter bridges: okay.

Meet me at the resident evil gloryhole

I’m enjoying the game Indika so much!!