Nick Hall

It takes someone truly special to be the most embarrassing person in a group when that group includes Trump

You’ve done it once, you can do it again

Speaking as someone who was born in the shadow of the original Cadbury factory*, and brought up worshipping the Dairy Milk Gods, this is the correct answer. Cadbury chocolate is awful nowadays

* If the sun was low enough in the sky, very bright, and all the buildings in between had been destroyed

He is the laziest and most unworthy of all New Zealanders

I used to love a bit of Shriekback, so this is on the playlist for tomorrow.

And I’ll probably give Barry Andrews’ excellent single “Rossmore Road” a spin too

How about we set up a camp outside The Beehive, completely trash the entire place, stage some mock trials?

That will get Winston onside, then Luxon won’t be able to win a vote of confidence

As someone who has had cottage pie for breakfast more than once, I’m in no position to judge you

Their XD8 citrus-based cleaner is amazing. Shifts all manner of things

The most racist, too

Without Maori culture, New Zealand would be a Pacific Island version of Slough

A still from Potty Time

Inspired by Debbie Webster’s long coat, we’re watching Michael Bentine’s Potty Time

You have excellent taste in neckwear (aka I have the exact same Buff)

Is there anyone with more misplaced confidence than an inadequate male politician?

If we do, Luxon won’t have to pay for his US citizenship

It’s very difficult for the NZ government to be against genocide when so many of them would welcome one in their homeland*

* In Luxon’s case, temporary homeland

I imagine him saying “What I’d say to you, Amanda, is that I am a very good person and you are very happy to be my wife”

An exploded pie (mince & cheese)

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!!

That was *exactly* the same as mine

What I’d say to you is that you are a very good person and I am very happy to be your friend

Looks like my auto-suggestion scores 0 on the Luxon Scale

I would bet a considerable amount of money on him not knowing what the UN is or does

This story and Seymour’s comments about privatisation are very much related

“Former NZ PM and American citizen, Christopher Luxon”

He’s worried that his options will be too limited when he tires of Carrie

Could very well be New Zealand. The standard of driving here is terrible

Nice. And Niche

No new pictures, where are you at mentally?

He doesn’t know how to think, let alone think deeply.

All his life, someone has told him what he thinks

The hill that I will die on is that Wish You Were Here is an infinitely better album than Dark Side Of The Moon

And the slightly smaller hill is that Animals is too

When a right winger says we, they mean “my mates and I”