A chameleon and a seahorse hang from the same branch. They look at each other with smiles on their faces. The atmosphere is cute as if a new friend is about to be made.
We just met.
14.01.2026 03:16 — 👍 1966 🔁 540 💬 9 📌 1A chameleon and a seahorse hang from the same branch. They look at each other with smiles on their faces. The atmosphere is cute as if a new friend is about to be made.
We just met.
14.01.2026 03:16 — 👍 1966 🔁 540 💬 9 📌 1a mini barbie dreamhouse atop a giant (relative to the house) chicken legs
I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
M-Miku?!
21.01.2026 02:55 — 👍 1849 🔁 322 💬 8 📌 1replace rfk jr with this guy
19.01.2026 14:43 — 👍 13066 🔁 2687 💬 37 📌 59The Super Mario 64 opening screen modified to say: Dear 74 Mario’s: That’s so many of you. I did not prepare nearly enough cake. Oh no. Peach
#AGDQ2026
10.01.2026 17:44 — 👍 533 🔁 168 💬 0 📌 1Digital illustration of a ghost in a blue pool of water with pink floating petals around it. Behind the ghost are rocks covered in snow and a waterfall against a background of foliage and bamboo.
a ghost in a hot spring during winter. what could be more cozy? 🫧🩵
02.01.2026 15:58 — 👍 870 🔁 302 💬 6 📌 1Let's make a plan to hang out sometime 📝🩷
02.01.2026 13:23 — 👍 423 🔁 166 💬 2 📌 06️⃣7️⃣😂🙈
26.12.2025 16:41 — 👍 1479 🔁 437 💬 7 📌 6A doodle drawn in 2020. Axolotl decides to postpone everything until next year. A bright atmosphere that fits the end-of-year mood.
Perfect plan
26.12.2025 04:50 — 👍 1124 🔁 367 💬 4 📌 2Be Gay this Christmas
Decide to be Very Gay
Let us be Gay
Christmas advice for ladies courtesy of the Dundee Courier (1930-1934)
#OldWeirdScotland
What a great headline
28.11.2025 15:49 — 👍 40792 🔁 11301 💬 295 📌 277YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
16.11.2025 23:25 — 👍 8946 🔁 3877 💬 231 📌 729I think NBC should try to get an interview with the President just so they can covertly send Chris Hansen to conduct it.
13.11.2025 23:53 — 👍 188 🔁 35 💬 5 📌 2Comic panel from the watchmen comic book series. A ghostly Dr Manhattan tries to reassemble himself in the military research base he was atomized in. A glowing circulatory system walks towards horrified workers in a kitchen. Caption reads "it's November 10th. There is a circulatory system walking through the kitchen..."
On this day, Dr. Manhatten first reappears after his atomized destruction in a lab accident. Happy November 10th to all who observe.
10.11.2025 06:17 — 👍 646 🔁 213 💬 0 📌 1390s kid giving fingerguns in stylised video game neon backdrop saying “I don’t really give a fuck what people buy with food stamps and if you do it’s because you’re a fucking loser”
You heard me
31.10.2025 23:33 — 👍 3989 🔁 1848 💬 17 📌 22just feeling a bit targeted at work lately and this is just the icing on the shit cake
06.11.2025 12:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
supervisor: you messed up on x, y, and z
me: ...received all and fixed.
supervisor: so now you need to deduct this and where did that number come from?
me: oh...okay, fixed and returned.
supervisor: WHERE DID THAT NUMBER COME FROM?
me: ...did you fucking SEE THE FIX???
Capybara witch!
27.10.2025 20:41 — 👍 537 🔁 131 💬 7 📌 0
rep: hey, could you submit your letters for September for this applicant? we didn't receive it.
me: yeah, lemme look, and...they passed in August.
...
the best part about this is the rep is out until next week so I just get to sit with this for now.
RELISH IN THE SCREAMS OF YOUR ENEMIES! HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH WATER TODAY?
24.10.2025 23:45 — 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0miliastra wonderland is great
23.10.2025 23:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.
You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable
You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
this morning
me: here's the app, I denied it since you said to use this month and I can't reach anything.
boss: ...
boss: so I checked with the person who assigned the date and we're going to use the month prior.
me: !! i fucKING KNEW IT
me: hey boss, I think we have enough info to correct this app date
boss: ...no, this app date stays.
me: are you sure?? I'm pretty certain there's enough to move it to last month, especially since I can't take action if I use this month...
boss: nope, use the date.
New illustration commission! I hope you like it
12.09.2025 20:55 — 👍 219 🔁 54 💬 3 📌 0Two-panel cartoon 1. Axolotl Kiki and Shy shrimp look at a praying Crabby crab. Thought: This is the first time I've seen a crab crab pray. May your wish come true! ** Cute and warm atmosphere 2. Praying crab's thought: "Die, die, die."
Wish
05.09.2025 05:02 — 👍 1069 🔁 289 💬 2 📌 3Playing with paints 🎨🖌
08.09.2025 12:24 — 👍 762 🔁 251 💬 4 📌 3Digital illustration of three orange, glowing jack-o-lanterns with smiling faces and six tiny white ghosts floating around them against an indigo background.
Getting ready for the season 👻🎃
10.09.2025 13:38 — 👍 559 🔁 256 💬 3 📌 2