@mitchgustafson.bsky.social
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Wonder how many ants made their way in to mine your butthole before you noticed
11.06.2025 01:24 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Pretty sure there are never more aluminum neck guitars in the city of Minneapolis at one time than during Caterwaul
24.05.2025 21:41 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0ZooTWOpia
19.05.2025 21:14 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh I thought we already did that when you were born?
09.04.2025 19:11 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Bad news - we definitely still call you “Baby Ceej”
26.03.2025 16:19 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0EAT THE RICH (text)
27.02.2025 18:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Maybe we could be richer if rich text would quit hoggin’ everything
27.02.2025 18:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Big fan of the giant piece of confetti that clung to Terry Bradshaw’s sweaty forehead the entire time he interviewed Jalen Hurts.
10.02.2025 03:44 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’d rather take my chances with the shark
01.02.2025 02:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shrinkflation strikes again
31.01.2025 16:05 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Facebook Marketplace listing for “bottom half of jeans $85.” Includes a picture of the cut off bottom leg parts of a pair of jeans.
Facebook Marketplace listing for “bottom half of jeans $85.” “Description: Use these to sew on the bottom of jorts to get jeans”
If you think egg prices are bad, you should see what the “bottom half of jeans” is going for these days
31.01.2025 02:15 — 👍 284 🔁 40 💬 6 📌 5Yeah they got one from smoking the cigarette
13.01.2025 00:54 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah neither am I
10.01.2025 00:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0don’t manifest too hard - you might get a poopover instead
03.01.2025 22:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Worked for me, and now I have an absurdly high follower:post ratio!
03.01.2025 21:38 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Werner Herzog
“now the jingle hop, has begun”
09.12.2024 22:55 — 👍 710 🔁 149 💬 10 📌 8I heard he’s got garlic in his soul
06.12.2024 19:08 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hell yeah you’re welcome
05.12.2024 05:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Good pick!
04.12.2024 20:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0adding a gif of grill tongs clicking twice
01.12.2024 22:41 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey @ceej.online - don't forget to leave a plate of corn out tonight (Thanksgiving Eve) for the Night Turkey!
27.11.2024 23:44 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Well that’s a damned shame, if you ask me.
26.11.2024 02:43 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And the lake of whiskey, too? What about the little streams of alcohol a-trickling down the rocks?
26.11.2024 02:37 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Nothing worse than opening up a wallet and it’s full of blood
24.11.2024 06:27 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ImmerHund
(n.) lit. “EverDog”; a mythical delicacy from 13th century German folklore
We also need to consider the fact that a significant percentage of @ceej.online’s posts (the good ones, at least) are inspired by conversations with me
21.11.2024 19:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0At first glance I honestly thought it was Leslie Knope edited into the pic
04.10.2024 19:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For four years, I’ve been warning that you’ve had it too easy with baby #1, and your day of reckoning will come.
Welcome to our living hell!
What happens if the servers get diarrhea?
09.09.2024 01:44 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Yeah but we had fun!
18.08.2024 04:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
