She’s right though
16.02.2026 18:11 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She’s right though
16.02.2026 18:11 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Better cross it off with pencil - there’s still a chance of petrification by daughter #2
11.01.2026 23:04 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0yeah, straight off the dome
06.01.2026 04:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0don’t make me start a blood feud in your replies
06.01.2026 04:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You text me your old posts if they’re relevant in our conversations alllllll the time
06.01.2026 04:24 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is (regrettably) 100% true
04.01.2026 03:31 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Please do not give out my wife’s personal cell phone number.
23.12.2025 01:11 — 👍 39 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0at the very least they should let you keep the stones your gallbladder grew!
11.12.2025 01:35 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0my children are half lil’ stinker on their mother’s side
28.10.2025 01:52 — 👍 317 🔁 25 💬 6 📌 1the “was beer” bong
13.10.2025 18:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wonder how many ants made their way in to mine your butthole before you noticed
11.06.2025 01:24 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Pretty sure there are never more aluminum neck guitars in the city of Minneapolis at one time than during Caterwaul
24.05.2025 21:41 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0ZooTWOpia
19.05.2025 21:14 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh I thought we already did that when you were born?
09.04.2025 19:11 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Bad news - we definitely still call you “Baby Ceej”
26.03.2025 16:19 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0EAT THE RICH (text)
27.02.2025 18:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Maybe we could be richer if rich text would quit hoggin’ everything
27.02.2025 18:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Big fan of the giant piece of confetti that clung to Terry Bradshaw’s sweaty forehead the entire time he interviewed Jalen Hurts.
10.02.2025 03:44 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’d rather take my chances with the shark
01.02.2025 02:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shrinkflation strikes again
31.01.2025 16:05 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Facebook Marketplace listing for “bottom half of jeans $85.” Includes a picture of the cut off bottom leg parts of a pair of jeans.
Facebook Marketplace listing for “bottom half of jeans $85.” “Description: Use these to sew on the bottom of jorts to get jeans”
If you think egg prices are bad, you should see what the “bottom half of jeans” is going for these days
31.01.2025 02:15 — 👍 285 🔁 39 💬 6 📌 5Yeah they got one from smoking the cigarette
13.01.2025 00:54 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah neither am I
10.01.2025 00:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0don’t manifest too hard - you might get a poopover instead
03.01.2025 22:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Worked for me, and now I have an absurdly high follower:post ratio!
03.01.2025 21:38 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Werner Herzog
“now the jingle hop, has begun”
09.12.2024 22:55 — 👍 757 🔁 155 💬 10 📌 9I heard he’s got garlic in his soul
06.12.2024 19:08 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hell yeah you’re welcome
05.12.2024 05:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Good pick!
04.12.2024 20:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0adding a gif of grill tongs clicking twice
01.12.2024 22:41 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0