Melodica Dude™

@saturdaynightlive hire me

2 tweets, one describing a dream where SNL did a skit where there was a white guy named kamala harris who ran around naked with guns, and the second is a person shocked that shorty is fire burning on the dance floor

opened my twitter drafts for the first time in like 10 months and i was instantly in awe with no memory of this

was telling my brother how i cant stop singing R Kelly's Bump N Grind in different character voices and Homestarrunner really set him off i guess lol

once u start hookin the bottom of ur lowercase "t" u never gonna stop. this hooked t shit aint no joke 💪 🔥🔥🔥

a 3d render of the characters Telly Vision and Chibi Robo

chibi-robo 🤖

almost just choked to death on my food laughing at this. tears in my eyes

patient had me hold their baby for a bit and i will cry they were so sweet and when i handed the baby back they turned back to stare at me like

stank u gloatscone

im doin ok. them collapsing was 2 years ago. just ever since i have had the condition i described in the post where they do that and hurt really badly at random times. was just on my mind cus it was happening at work and was really intense pain

dog drinkin lung collapsing juice fo today

cool how my lungs are just gonna keep punching holes in themselves trying to collapse really painfully at random times every couple days for the rest of my life thats awesome actually

twitter user replay saying "i wasnt around when it happened. what happened?" followed within 10 minutes with a new reply saying "nevermind i dont wanna know"

the last good social media user nearly loses themselves to the negativity-loving masses

erm, what the 67 ohio?

red yasmin rug with fuckin magical properties i guess

so is this just a special rug or something cus my parents had it growing up, and now two seperate people have shown me pictures with the same rug in different places in the last month

but me want play now, not later

no way... it's Familyquai...

"10 games to get to know me" trend but my opinions are better than everyone else's opinions and i am the coolest gamer

hey while we're all discussing the culture of abuse perpetuated by predominantly weirdo male creators, can we all take a moment to laugh at Arcadum's batshit egomaniacal rant again? i think it does a good job at summing up the 5th grade mentality wielded by these dudes

im wozzing it ouuuugh im wozzing it

patient walks in, drops a slur, then goes "and i know this is stupid but i aint some pansy girly girl. i describe myself as a boy with girl parts so you know the pain is real" and laughed it off

and i actually love the practice of hiring new talent like theater actors and i love Igon. i just find it stupid and hypocritical to hallucinate that modern VA is like the BB meme then praise the same thing being wrongfully criticized

current state of VA discourse

> breaking bad overacted dub clip gets posted

> people say "this is what modern dub is like" as if that makes it true

> "Igon in Elden Ring is a no-name theater actor hired as VA and is so much better"

> look at performance

> "GRAAAAH! CURSE YOU BAYLE! RAAH EUUGH!"

got to Oracle rank last night. been playing Holliday cus i like her design and also yeehaw cowboy

being super into deadlock feels like seeing the future. bro this game better get so big on release. the shitposts are great, the art team is peak, the item system lets you play like titanfall or overwatch or team fortress or however. everything you could want is there. how they do this with a MOBA?

person who has never heard of hacker before walking past the mosobox booth and seeing this

i should form a gambling addiction

A twitter ad for a game of thrones casino app but nothing in the ad has anything to do with game of thrones

"Winter is Coming...

AND WITH IT COMES A CHANCE TO WIN 'COLD' HARD CASH WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD GAME OF THRONES CASINO. DOWNLOAD AND GAMBLE TODAY"

aron gang