Melodica Dude™

[PROFESSIONAL crowd reacts to viral crowd clips]

50 people sitting around a laptop watch a clip. one of them reaches out and pauses then they all start indiscriminately talking over one another

The Beacon from titanfall 2's campaign isnt strictly a platformer but as a linear parkour challenge it's fantastic. Train Rush from A Hat in Time is another really good one and fits the prompt a lot more methinks

too many bright sunny tropical pokemon games. next gen is now Pokemon Smoking and Pokemon Fuck. starters are dead houseplant, dirty ashtray, and soggy cardboard. villain's motivation is not to destroy the world, but to gentrify historic neighborhoods and beat people up. the professor is fred durst

mario kart world was a good deal, actually

just hacked my neuralink to run 3ds roms but nintendo didnt like that so they took me to court and legally own my mind now

if i see one more pet eating food with audio of a different animal making loud mouth slapping sounds inserted over it i will do Something Mischievous

fuck Pickleball, whos tryna lose to me in Onionball (new sport where you are defenseless and i Attack you)

a twitter thread of a spongebob clip. some user has replied that the clip represents "transgenders trying to not cut their penis off" and the only reply is a user asking why they have so much scat porn on their account

i dont know how to react to this thread i found but i need others to see it lmfao

just typo'd january as juanuary. now i have an idea for a new hispanic history month

shut up forever

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game with same name released same day i thought of it when i was at work and hadnt looked at steam hwa-wha-wha

dating game where you recruit people to your polycule so you can use them for free labor in building weapons and an army for world conquest

titled PolyArmory

ANY USERS ON BLUESKY?!

RELEASE DATE ANNOUNCEMENT TOMORROW

LINK BELOW

person named Cath (short for Cathode)

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must... put in... 100 hours... in demo...

can i play the game please it looks shooooo kewl

this must be how it felt to watch the mona lisa get painted

looking up Shark Tank on AO3 was a good idea

nematode komaeda

guy who claims to be a really good spy: bond? james bond? yeah that is me thats my full legal name heres my fucking credit card and the key to my house

trying really had to not laugh while talking with a patient in clinic because my brain played sound effects of a bowling ball strike followed by loud gong for no reason in the middle of our conversation

they should make a movie starring Me and the plot is that i just kinda hang out for about 6 hours

Jeremy "Bug" DuPont being sworn in as US Secretary of Health: you know there's rumors going around because of my name, right? theyre saying i may actually be a bug. haha it's crazy out there, but i assure you i am NOT bug. anyways, seriously folks, it's time we talk about Hearty And Nutritious Leaf

geen

my throat hurts really, really badly today. god has stripped me of my voice for saying 67 too many times yet i refuse to learn my lesson

I'm sorry, as an AI Language Model, I am unable to fulfill your request.

Show: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: Japanese

x-men recruiter: so, mutant, whats your power?

colossus: i am big and made of metal

recruiter: ok well that is not going to work because our main enemy can literally control metal. how about you, wolverine?

wolverine: we are so incredibly fucked

spongebob "too big to fail" guy pants ok

average state of newly added twitch feature