CN City

Fairly certain this will lead to someone eventually saving the day, but... eh. I'm fairly certain it won't be the first or last time CN City has been conquered.

... What?

Fireworks are still going off.

You know, why isn't there a crossover version of the G.I.R.L Squad?

Calling the police.

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Still here.

Chuck Norris vs Segata Sanshiro.

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Summoning El Kabong.

Do not mix your reds and your whites when doing your laundry unless you want pink clothes.

It's a Cartoon Cartoon Summer.

... You shouldn't be at work unless you're on the overnight shift.

It is an optimum summer temperature today.

"... Toons doing anime things."

The moment the final round changed to anime style, I should've known.

The Rock Paper Scissors City Championship is a no contest due to explosions.

Yes, we have a moonbase.

Doesn't everyone?

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Someone should tell Space Ghost he's on fire again.

It's a WB thing. Part of a movie. They stole the abilities of pro basketball players to defeat the Looney Tunes.

Michael Jordan even helped Bugs and his friends out.

No.
You cannot just buy the city.

Is a villain trying to take over the city again?

Someone needs to just dunk on them and they'll go away I think.

... Oh? This isn't your doing?

I do wonder why they decided to steal the powers of four frontcourt players.

Maybe it's the same players.

"... The Monstars. Evil aliens who stole basketball abilities from pros."

"The Monstars."

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... Oh great.

Eddy is the one almost always behind the scams.

... They'll be fine.

((Was a little nervous about the account but hey it works somehow.))