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Comic, Page 1: P1: Outer space, showing several distant planets and a star, focusing on a foreground ringed planet that appears to have oceans and continents with large visibly man-made alterations, including bridges and a central trench of city circling the planet. Narration: "There are 11 billion sentient life forms on this planet. Uncountable artificial intelligences, consciousnesses stored in the core, more arriving every day" P2: A hand touches the top of an alien-looking casket. Narration: "One less, now." P3: The face of an alien person with an expression of grief, with pupil-less eyes, distinctive cheek markings, a metallic hoop around their neck, and a cloak, referred to from now as "MC". P4: Another person appears behind the first, with a floating holographic display of information in front of their face. Other person: "I take it you are aware of the duty the late Vhixyr is trusting to you?" MC: "Yes, I was told long ago."

Page 2: P1: MC is pictured silhouetted from behind, standing in front of a far-future city, full of other citizens and glass transport tubes in the sky stretching into the distance. Narration: "Out of over 11 billion, me." P2: (Blank) Narration: "Despite Vhixyr's insistence that I was just the best fit, I always wondered-" P3: MC's foot stepping on a panel. Narration: "I wondered if my dear grandparent harbored some secret resentment," P4: MC standing in front of a doorway, raising a hand to a glowing panel on the wall. Behind the doorway is swirling shapes and light. Narration: "...or if they just thought I was the only one who could forgive them for this life-long burden?" P5: MC walking on a transparent bridge through a void filled with swirling light. Narration: "But really, all that mattered-" P6: (Blank) Narration: "Is that there are five of them. ...of us."

Page 3: P1: Two arch-shaped desks with small cylindrical devices with 3 bulbs protruding from them, and a fan-shaped holographic display behind them showing a wave-form. MC: "I wasn't expecting your equipment to look so... ancient?" P2: A zoomed out view of the room, showing MC speaking to a larger smiling alien with an arch-shaped structure on their back, referred to from here as Council 1. Council 1: "For taking vibrations in the air. Ancient traditions, after all." P3: From behind MC, still speaking to Council 1, who is pointing at their own mouth. Council 1: "And I see you've been practicing your oral language!" MC: "No small effort - but we need to be able to speak this way for a full cycle after all." Council 1: "You get used to it." P4: Showing MC now. Council 1: "I trust you have now... viewed it, as well?" MC: "...of course." P5: Zooming out, showing both MC and Council 1, and another person in the back of the room by a large holo display. This person (Council 2) is slim, wearing a dark sleeveless shirt and a large brace over their shoulders. Council 2: "As of now, Earth has reached 89.3% of its sun-cycle." Council 1: "Then we will begin."

Page 4: P1: From left to right seated at the desk in front of holo displays, Council 2, Council 1, and a third Council member with a robe and a U-shaped brace framing their head, all with somber expressions. Council 1: "Today we welcome Thonriel, third grandchild of Vhixyr, to the order of T'ddub. Thonriel has the terrible and honorable charge of speaking first today, as our order convenes for audiograph number 0X7B65D. -ahem- So... what did you think?" P2: Thonriel (MC), wearing a grim expression and slamming their hand down on their own desk. "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is still a bad movie."

The council convenes once more
#deathblart

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Another day
Another: Fuck Spotify

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Friends, I have something to share with you, for I cannot allow it to be constrained to my household alone.

Prepare yourselves for the worst damn advent calendar you have ever seen (I hope).

most of you bitches are autistic. can you not understand that i just want to be able to carry 6 original Nintendo DS's at all times

It’s fun to say “I saw yoda get hit by a car.” relaxing. the cellar door of sentences

Morning folks. As we reach the end of 2025 I want to know your favourite records of the year, in case there's any really awesome music out there I've been missing!

May I suggest the delightful “wazzock”

I have been told by @charleswheeler.co.uk “Sonic 2, and it’s never referenced in the third”

This is really rad

Quote this post with the Jim Carrey movie that would be most improved by giving him the mask from The Mask

Reusing duel of the fates was extremely lame

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Going live now with more of @necrosoftgames.com killer DEMONSCHOOL. Drop by as I try to figure out where the heck to find some lumpy milk

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Sigh this SUCKS

A stock photograph of a man in glasses next to the words “Status: resting (Jackpot)

My American Truck Simulator driver thinks the same way I do

Ah shit I have been misled on my opera

He’s one of the Three Tenors. Probably the most famous living opera singer.

Talk Talk are so deeply underrated. Listen to Today followed by Living In Another World followed by New Grass and tell me that’s not incredible development.

they’re saying on the news goku is sick. they’re saying he ate a box of sunmaid raisins and they’re poison for him like for dogs. the camera cut to the weatherman for the forecast and he can’t keep it together. everyone in this town loves goku

DEBRAAA. Episode 6, The Cracks Begin To Show, available now! see.hatmode.rocks

Okay so yes, across more than one turn unless you get extra land drops. I was curious because a) I think this is interesting and b) I get jumpscared by some arcane rule exception every week and I wasn’t sure if this was one! Thank you :)

When you say he loops, do you mean across multiple turns? He doesn’t let you play multiple lands per turn, right?

Sam and Marcus are brothers I think.

In this week's See Podcast Jack and I discuss what we think each other would be like with The Mask. I say I'd 100% be a terrorist supervillain and used The Joker as an example. Upon further reflection, I think I'd be closer to a funny version of Dr. Doom. Listen here: shows.acast.com/bee-podcast/...

This is the most true post on this site

Relationship of Command changed my relationship with music. Such an important album to me, even if every other track is filler

Screenshot of the top of a Bsky feed, with a red circle around the hamburger menu in the top left.

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

a gang of meddling “kids” frantically try to escape a growing hoard of masked villains terrorizing the galaxy

can the gang survive “The Night of Many Monsters” ?

#Destiny2Art #Destiny2 #ScoobyDoo #FOTL

(wakes up hungover, two fingers on my monkeys paw curled) ah shit what did i do last night