piss king

'twas the night before wdapteo, when all through the phouse not a creature was stirring not even monty the mouse - the gays were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of really gay things danced in their heads 💛

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cunt

if you ever feel safe and happy-go-lucky just know i saw what you deleted and it was very stupid

feeling floppy

puff puff

wrong 💛

the noise from keyboard typing

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do not fear the piss king is here 💛

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good morning my piss pals

i know 💛

who's this diva?

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over 100 followers

they never let me experience the duneussy they keep it where normal sized people can't reach

greetings 💛

i guess fuck those people i had to unfollow to make my following count 690

pheet XD

wanted to follow 690 of you guys but the more i scroll the more unhinged the icons get

thir tea ate

what the fuck..

hope they bring me a golden pig bracelet

i like to blast chappell roan

tysm loving the warm welcome you guys have given 💛

me resting my head upon a beautiful phouse plant that lion and i helped care for

this one is thriving no thanks to pheal (blurred for privacy reasons)

mr and mr games are coming home i can't go back into the drawer with those phagons

psa i don't piss in plants

over watering can't make up for not watering for weeks

me standing in front on plant showing disappointment in yellow and dead leaves

proof pheal doesn't water the plants like phey are supposed to and shoutout lion for helping me take this (blurred for privacy reasons)

missing the golden pigs aura around the phouse it brightened up a whole room