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Brandon is in a cropped white tshirt, orange beanie, black Y2K belt and black pants holding up a peace sign in his workplace bathroom

Work was busy as FUCK today but the fit made me look snatchedddd 👀💅

I LOVE BEING 🇵🇭/🇨🇳 AND DRINKING

Close up of Brandon’s tired face with the caption “I only slept for three hours last night, can you tell?”

in need of some honk shoo mememe time 🫩

Screenshot of a Nicholas Hoult selfie that says “if this was a Grindr pic, I’d be going to his apartment in a random neighborhood at 3am”

I wanna be kissed I wanna be kissed I wanna be kissed I wanna be kissed I wanna be kissed I wanna be kissed I wanna be kissed I wanna be kissed I wanna be kissed I wanna be kissed I wanna be kissed I wanna be kissed I wanna be kissed I wanna be kisseddddd

golden hour ft lil bit of pit

when you think about it a shopping mall is kinda the mecca for consumerism, you get to overindulge on shit food AND stuff you don’t need!

Brandon taking a mirror selfie in a butter yellow hoodie with the words “I’m A Star” and light blue jeans

Marina on stage at the “Princess Of Power” tour at the Orpheum Theatre

just finished seeing the princess of power tour & holy fuck marina’s vocals were insaneeee!!!! never mind the fact that i paid wayyyyyy too much for the “im a star” hoodie 😬

a cartoon of a woman in a pink dress saying " i 'm sweating like a sinner in church " ALT: a cartoon of a woman in a pink dress saying " i 'm sweating like a sinner in church "

😮‍💨

Are You Still Up by Janet Jackson

Bulge being gripped in grey Hollister trunks

vintage janet + a lustful insomniac = this post!

Brandon in light denim cargo shorts and grey ASICS sneakers and a black tee with his Japanese tote bag

Sleepy 😴

A black/grey snap down women’s flannel from Herschel for $97.99 on their website

Thank you! I got it from Herschel at the outlet mall for like $75, literally just gonna layer this w/ a hoodie or jacket all fall/winter 😛

Brandon is standing shirtless in his room with a black/white flannel with side pockets and black shorts

Flannels with pockets???? Stunning, terrific, should be more common!! 🤩

Brandon in a olive green shirt has a low taper fade and is showcasing his best attempt at mogging

mogging or whatever the kids say!

Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, but a reality-TV star proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"

Brandon wearing a red hoodie with the text CTRL on the front, he’s taking a photo in the mirror using flash on his phone

DIDNT SLEEP AT ALL BUT AT LEAST IM WEARING MY CTRL HOODIE :333

On hold for 6 hrs is crazyyyy ☠️ but I’m glad you eventually got through & have a flight home at least! But yeah def if there’s a class action lawsuit get your bagggg!!

In case you submit a claim to Air Canada make sure to keep all your receipts from accommodations, cab/uber fare + flight rebooking & get that money back!!!

Brandon got a new questionable haircut but he’s also in a black Fiyero graphic tee and wearing blue plaid boxers!

happy #nationalunderwear day from a lad with his shit haircut, boxers & fiyero graphic tee (thanks steven!!) against the world

oh solana you ate with thissss

Brandon taking a mirror selfie in a black cap, white tank top and green checkered shirt

ran into my ex while on the way to the club now idk how to talk to anybody :((

Brandon is at one of his besties birthdays, he is wearing a black short sleeve shirt and white tank top, taking a mirror selfie in said bestie’s bathroom

at besties birthday, hope yall have a sexy saturday night!!!

Guy will be like "I know a spot" and it's his prostate

you’ve heard of “crying in h mart” now introducing “drunk at breka” (also, monster cookies are the greatest cookie ever especially when you’re drunk as shit?!?!)

Even happy hour pricing isn’t even that cheap in comparison to regular menu 😭 that being said their bellinis??? Bussing. Truffle fries?? Phenomenal.

Yessss her discography esp since the pandemic has been so good! “BB/ANGEL” and “Songs For You” in particular are fantastic albums

🧎🏾

retraction! bach buquen looks like he could be jennifer coolidge’s son

sam nivola lowkey looks like he could be jennifer coolidge’s son

hehe why thank youuu, with this summer heat i might have to! 😛