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Husband is obsessed with putting things up his butt. How do I deal with this

Wife has become so serious. She gets angry when I try and be playful. Have tried to bring it up but she just calls me annoying. Guess I'll just live in misery

26f here. My 27m husband wants me to dress as Hulk Hogan when we have sex. Should I?

My wife has rejected my advances nightly for a year. I feel so lonely

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My partner pisses the bed in their sleep each night. They're embarrassed about it, but I can't deal with waking up in it anymore. What can I do

Husband has a tiny cock and it barely touches the sides. Am I okay to cheat so I can get some satisfaction now and again?

My ex is a famous actress. She treated me terribly and I have some dirt on her that newspapers will pay a lot of money for. Should I sell it to the papers?

Found out my wife has been telling her friends I have a small penis. Is this normal behaviour or am I right to be angry?

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Husband drunkenly admitted yesterday he voted trump. I don't think I can forgive him for this. He's not the man I thought he was

I bought my girlfriend an electric toothbrush for christmas, she bought me two weeks in Florida. She seems quite angry. What do I do to sort this?

Begged my wife to have an open relationship, she reluctantly agreed, but now loves it and sleeps with a few men a week. I've slept with one woman and it went terribly. I want things back to how it was but my wife doesn't. What do I do?

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I fancy my auntie - should I tell her?

For the last three months I've only eaten mcplants and red bull. My body craves it and I can't stop. How can I get out of this ridiculous habit?

2 months ago, my wife and I were having a big bust up. I told her I had a terminal illness in the heat of it to make her feel bad. I don't. What now......

I earn over £140k (Birmingham) and am barely scraping through. What do people do to save money?

I am never happy in the moment, and actually am generally just doing anything to get through the day, only for it start again. Is this normal?

My housemate (m) keeps coming in my (f) room without asking or knocking. He's caught me naked twice. I've told him to stop but he keeps doing it. Should I move out, or how do I stop him?

I'm white and I cheated on my husband with a black man and got pregnant, im due to give birth any day now....how do I handle this???

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My husband has just told me his sexual fantasy is to take a dump on my tits. What the heck do I do with that

My 14 year old still believes in Santa. Should I tell her?

Really like a girl at work but too shy to tell her. She likes confident men. Should I send her a dick pic?

Just found out my wife didn't know the meaning of the word, Sibling. Should I divorce her for someone less thick?

I am a dentist and people often use the line “my teeth are not aligned very well and I can’t eat properly “ to try to get free braces on the NHS. How do I politely tell them that they look like they could do with not eating for a while, maybe a month or two? Every. Single. One.

Wife is starting to look a bit tired so I bought her plastic surgery voucher for birthday. She flew off the rails and hasn't spoken to me in a week. I don't see what I've done wrong - surely she doesn't want to be ugly does she

I ate all the Christmas cheese that my husband shipped from France. Do I come clean or blame the dog?

Want to split with boyfriend but can't. His torso looks like a little surprised face. I call it Steven and I'm in love with it. I talk to him when my boyfriend is asleep.