Phase Blowly

Steve looks like he’s jonesing for a fix, tbh.

I’m sure your colleagues are working on it for him. He just caught you guys flat-footed.

They've now killed four people -- three U.S. citizens and a Mexican national. They've shot several more.

They've lied about all of them. They haven't shaded the truth. They haven't "misled" us. They've brazenly, knowingly lied while in possession of the evidence disproving their lies.

Not to repeat myself but: DHS lies brazenly because lying brazenly works

It's what police depts around the country do on a regular basis when they have unfavorable facts. Honed to perfection, amplified by media stenographers.

Recall, this is how they initially described George Floyd's murder:

Screenshot of two Bluesky posts as displayed on my feed: Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice... @nameshi... • 1h always great to watch some of the most talented creative people around be out here like pls let me know if there's any work I'll do whatever meanwhile some mediocre dipshit just got another 3 billion for his startup marketing piss in a jar as an energy drink ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.b... • 1h The piss tank on the ISS is now 51% full.

Lol. I think I see a business opportunity!

Grandpa Simpson giving a boring lecture to Bart and his friends

"See, that's where everyone gets confused. ICP is a posse composed of insane clowns. If it was a posse chasing after insane clowns, that'd be a whole different thing."

Trump blocks FBI terror threat alert linked to Iran war Top Trump officials ordered it placed on hold over concerns that it could show the domestic risk of the war and further erode public support.

I bet the White House already has a PR plan ready to go for when “the terrorists” hit back in a violent and emotionally exploitable fashion.

I wonder how fast that becomes a more important and material distinction in the fascist right.

Yeah. It’s a really funny food fight when it’s hypothetical. Not so much when the ascendant fascist movt looks to start really enforcing ideological purity.

“right-wing *catholics*”

I have a feeling wingnut papists are in for quite a surprise as we get further down the fascism highway. It’ll be slightly surprising if sedevacantism becomes a plank of the RNC’s 2028 platform. Lol.

Dr. Mark Tramo is a UCLA professor of Integrative Biology and Physiology—name appears in the files 1,098 times.

Jeffrey Epstein served 13 mos in jail and was put on the sex offender registry in 2008.

Here’s Tramo to Epstein in 2011: “I’m most happy to hear you’re back in high society brilliantly.”

I think he’s gonna get away with it again, unfortunately. Probably by finally fucking dying (🎉).

Philosophy!

If you’re worried about how we REALLY KNOW that a being that has none of the normal substrates of consciousness, and that we designed to do something completely different than to be conscious, is in fact not conscious, you might be thinking:

Sounds like they’re creating their own small animals to torture without the neighborhood getting suspicious over missing pets.

Ok, since I’ve gotten a few “you don’t know for sure it’s not true!” let’s briefly say why. In a hyper-strict Cartesian sense of “know,” you can’t really “know” whether anything or anyone is conscious except yourself. But in the everyday sense, outside the dorm room…

Yes, probably.

I almost (but never would) wish. Lol. That would be an improvement Over this mess. AI wouldn’t write that poorly. That’s functional illiteracy, imo.

I planned to share my report on the body cam footage early next week when I learned that a DC news station had obtained some of the footage as a result of my lawsuit and they were going to scoop me. After working on this for a year, I couldn't let that happen. Published 2 mins before they aired :)

He’s also a family annihilator. Destroying everything/everyone around him is a natural behavior at this point.

Good idea. The olds are pretty deaf in my experience.

Saw collateralized-debt obligations in the news a few months ago and I was all like “ooh they’re getting the band back together! who’s selling the swaps this time?”

Trump’s best people are gaming it out in Call of Duty right now!

Predator Handshake meme. Left Text: SCARCITY Right Text: SCARY CITY Handshake: MANUFACTURED RIGHT WING ISSUES

I lack the words to capture it, but ... it's just endlessly remarkable to me that so many people in our society have chosen trans kis -- TRANS KIDS, the smallest, least significant, most vulnerable demographic slice you could possibly pick -- as a repository for all their fears & insecurities.

If I'm at Arby's it's because I'm on the traveling by car and need a quick bite to eat. It's the only fast food I can eat that doesn't run a Number 6 on my guts, tbh.

New From RayBan: The Backpfeifengesicht Pervert Glasses™️.

Need enough chops to get the point across, imo. Not sure what that number is, tho.

Lmao, gtfoh. Two words: Kummelweck rolls.

Lol. Arby's is the "I'm down bad and Anderson's or Schwabl's or Wiechec's or any number of other places that have good beef on weck are closed" choice in Buffalo.

Maybe a few yards or so. Get the dirty fill so it has rocks and shit in it, imo.