Phase Blowly

Feeling seen.

Heads up to people in the Buffalo area: I spotted a border patrol vehicle cruising around in Tonawanda on my drive home just now. Saw them right around where Colvin and Eggert run into the Twin Cities highway.

I have the sticker on one of my guitar cases. Been there for 20+ years. Lol.

Billionaireism is a socioeconomic blight and we really can't afford *not* to end it

Gotta make sure you match the voltage.

They might eventually. I don’t expect this version of bullshit to last long enough, tho.

The GOP didn’t understand the difference 25 years ago, why start now.

I think that’s Malaysia’s biggest drug dealer second from left.

Caesar's Palace says it will introduce a "trusted contact feature" that will alert your loved ones when you run out of money and need a stake just so you can get back to even and then quit, you promise

A picture of a bunch of right-wing influencer creeps in Dubai, hanging out with Ian Miles Cheong, who's dressed like he's auditioning for a Spy vs. Spy series sponsored by tommy bahama but can't make up his mind which role he wants, and who is more or less being held up by holding onto the shoulders of the rest of them. it looks like what would happen if someone sent the sculpture of dorian gray-type occult object that represented their soul on vacation and stayed home instead. it's like these guys are hauling around a little memento mori. "bro, seriously, this is dope as fuck, but remember that all flesh is grass, youwhymsayin?" like i've never seen a bachelor party try to haunt itself

bro, for real, me and the boys were CRUSHING it in dubai. celebrities and everything. like, swear to god, outta nowhere we met the thing from Don't Look Now...no no, the one where you can see donald sutherland and julie christie like legit go at it...yeah, that one, the thing in the red rain slicker

"i've never seen a bachelor party try to haunt itself"

Lmao, I am demised.

Really makes you think.

We are currently clean on OPSEC, Coach.

i feel strongly that anyone that thinks that there is a nefarious cabal of surgeons and doctors Transing people should be forced to try and schedule one (1) transsexual procedure

Good thing Iran won’t notice, huh.

A few times, I think. Including once or twice or more from the USA.

Reminder:

Imagine being too much of a nazi for a boarding school.

Surge pricing, baby!

You got some troop jizz on your chin, John.

Influencer's fleeing Dubai right now.

Haha, absolutely. I had the same thought.

Elliott Abrams, c’mon down!

The brutal, despicable, and grim side of war. The burial of the 150 elementary school girls killed in American-Israeli strikes on #Iran was today.

Tax should be 95%, imo.

That’s what happens when you plan a war over dessert at fuckface’s club.

Don’t forget they also sell them fear like it was going out of style. “If it bleeds, it leads.”

trickle down economics is bull shit and if you believe it then you are stupid. great replacement is bull shit and if you believe it then you are racist. vaccines are safe and effective and if you believe otherwise you should be shunned from society

theyre just all so fucking stupid and we were told we had to be respectful and treat their stupid fucking opinions seriously even though we knew its all bull shit and now here we are