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John Slorgclops

@slorgclops.bsky.social

long time Neopets player. big time Neopets hater. friendship ended with Neopets, now Grundo's Cafe is my best friend

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Edna the Zafara on Grundo's Cafe

"Heh heh heh *CACKLE*! Thank you.... My spell needs the following 2 items quickly or it will lose its potency!!"

Magic Item: Magic Spell of Aisha Charming

Ingredients: Chicken and Ham

Edna the Zafara on Grundo's Cafe "Heh heh heh *CACKLE*! Thank you.... My spell needs the following 2 items quickly or it will lose its potency!!" Magic Item: Magic Spell of Aisha Charming Ingredients: Chicken and Ham

you may fascinate a cat with some chicken and ham

05.11.2025 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Esophagor on Grundo's Cafe requesting three of the item "Deviled Steak"

The Esophagor on Grundo's Cafe requesting three of the item "Deviled Steak"

peepaw is having a carnivore moment

02.09.2025 07:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the "Grundo's Cafe Application Accepted" to "Extended #Neopets Hiatus" pipeline has officially claimed another one (it's me hi I closed all of my Neopets tabs today)

01.09.2025 07:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lord Kass VRChat Avatar (PC and Quest) I'm good at making avatars, not sales pages; you can trust this crunchy gif that he's very pretty!From Darigan Citadel to a mirror near you...Tower over your minions as Lord Kass with this ready-to-up...

My Lord Kass VRChat avatar is now available on Gumroad! Now you can look in a mirror and have Neopia's biggest, baddest eyrie looking back at you. He's got glowing eyes, flight, and toggles for his teeth and sword. And he's only $15, heck!! yeah!!
arttimo.gumroad.com/l/LordKass
#neopets #vrchat

02.06.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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#neopets moderators are now deleting topics for things THE VERY RULES SAY ITS OKAY TO TALK ABOUT.
this is beyond parody. TNT is having a survey about the site, BLOW THEM UP ABOUT THE TRANSMISOGYNY AND BOARD MODERATORS BEING INCOMPETENT. www.surveymonkey.com/r/2FVT8NG

29.08.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

in my dumping cold water on the Turmaculus era ✌️✨

20.08.2025 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A page from the neopets.com domain. Five different banner ads are shown stacked vertically. The ads take up so much space that none of the page's actual contents are visible.

A page from the neopets.com domain. Five different banner ads are shown stacked vertically. The ads take up so much space that none of the page's actual contents are visible.

this is the f2p #Neopets experience without adblock btw. can't even tell what page I'm on

20.08.2025 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TNT keeps putting out posts and rule updates that on the surface seem like a step forward if you take them at face value. I don't really blame people for not knowing much/anything about it if they aren't right in the middle watching it happen.

20.08.2025 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

internationalfeel.neocities.org/neopets/scre...

neopets.com/~ezjan

19.08.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

"why did we ever leave this behind" it's bc neopets is run by people who do not care about and aid in the mistreatment of their minority users including trans women, sorry to be the bearer of bad news

19.08.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A fed Kadoatie with text reading "Donatello has been fed! Thanks, Donatello!"

A fed Kadoatie with text reading "Donatello has been fed! Thanks, Donatello!"

smdh gotta do everything myself around here.

05.08.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A Bori VRchat avatar in a blank "error" world.

A Bori VRchat avatar in a blank "error" world.

hey this isn't neopia central

28.07.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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