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I’m sorry… this is crazy

22.02.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 237    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 26
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22.02.2026 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 479    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 68

It’s so easy to uplift women without tearing down men in the process.

Let’s do that instead πŸ₯Ή

23.02.2026 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Zohran you did not need to do that to my phone

23.02.2026 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Mamdani said get yall asses in the house before 9pm! πŸ˜‚

23.02.2026 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMortifying”
β€œNot sure what you mean by equivalent-”

Notice you could type out one-of those phrases (even if you intentionally typoed it, which I understand) and the other you couldn’t. Especially considering one of them is abjectly offensive and the other just shocking.

23.02.2026 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Pete Hegseth walking up some stairs to board a plane. He's wearing a mid-blue suit, tan dress shoes, and navy socks with small USA flags on them. The suit is slightly too small, the pants slim, and the inseam is a bit too short.

Pete Hegseth walking up some stairs to board a plane. He's wearing a mid-blue suit, tan dress shoes, and navy socks with small USA flags on them. The suit is slightly too small, the pants slim, and the inseam is a bit too short.

A dapper brown horse wearing a three-piece gray checked suit with a white shirt and blue necktie. He also has a grey flat cap. His inseam is too short, but he looks happy.

A dapper brown horse wearing a three-piece gray checked suit with a white shirt and blue necktie. He also has a grey flat cap. His inseam is too short, but he looks happy.

this is what your inseam looks like

19.02.2026 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 7071    πŸ” 701    πŸ’¬ 268    πŸ“Œ 78

Clubhouse and Spaces on Twitter were crazy cuz people were really yelling into their phones over each other trying to get their points across at 5AM. full blown moaning competitions at 3PM in the afternoon. it was NASTY work.

16.02.2026 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 26

For everytime a woman learns something to make her loves life tolerable. He must learn two things to make sure her life is always at ease

-my dad

16.02.2026 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My son’s gf learn how to retwist locs for him. I asked him what did he learn for her??

β€œI learned her cycle phases so i can make sure i don’t take it personal when she moody because i know her period on the way”

β€œAnd?”

β€œI learned how she learns. So i can make sure she always understands me”

16.02.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Lmao they passed a bill to make it illegal for undocumented people to vote πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Totally ignoring the fact that that has always been illegal

16.02.2026 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1560    πŸ” 261    πŸ’¬ 111    πŸ“Œ 22

Popping up across Brooklyn... All of the people featured in the windows are Black people.

16.02.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 843    πŸ” 277    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 0

i really think that the worst thing about this era of politics is that we're so far from even basic liberalism that i have to actively argue FOR liberal ideals before i can even begin to touch on socialism

15.02.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1612    πŸ” 154    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 8

baby, just relax your mind.

16.02.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Watched a video of a woman talking about not knowing how to make normal content cause she’s so used to making content for the male view and I wonder if other SWers feel that way

16.02.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

free your thoughts, and watch them fly… πŸ§˜πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ

16.02.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How come a sitting president can sue an individual, but an individual cannot sue a sitting president?

15.02.2026 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 12280    πŸ” 2495    πŸ’¬ 472    πŸ“Œ 122

Anyway, do yall know any dress makers? I need a real deal holy field dress maker. Not a basic seamstress or someone who can patch a hole. I NEED A BLACK DRESS MAKER

Who yall know?!

15.02.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

a MF built like a burp with no technical expertise took over and fired all the competent employees

16.02.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Until they do right....

16.02.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i feel like we've had a good enough sample size for like two decades on whether or not body cameras on cops do anything whatsoever to stop them from killing people. the guy that murdered renee good was filming it on his phone for fun!

04.02.2026 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3385    πŸ” 622    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3
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Savannah Guthrie Trump interview on 'satanic pedophile ring' goes viral after mother reported missing; 'he knew' NBC 's 'TODAY' show host Savannah Guthrie's old interview with President Donald Trump has gone viral even as her mother has been reported missing.  

Yeah, that old pervert had 'motivations'; compelling motivations for a malignant narcissistic pedophile on a revenge tour before he dies.

www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/u...

04.02.2026 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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New Jeffrey Epstein accuser describes alleged rape in NBC interview: 'I was terrified' The latest Speed Read,/speed-reads,,speed-reads, breaking news, comment, reviews and features from the experts at The Week

Some people are pointing out that Savannah Guthrie was the first journalist to interview Epstein victims on air

theweek.com/speedreads/8...

03.02.2026 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 530    πŸ” 151    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 18
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a grim reaper is holding a scythe in a black and white photo in front of a tree . ALT: a grim reaper is holding a scythe in a black and white photo in front of a tree .

Oi Hollywood/BBC/Netflix/etc, we still haven't got that big budget 10 hour long episodes historically accurate tv drama series about the Black Death.
Only one of the biggest most dramatic events in history ever...
Come on, do your thing.
Must have Sean Bean in it though.

04.02.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1459    πŸ” 130    πŸ’¬ 140    πŸ“Œ 10
Diana Moreno stands smiling with a her hand on her heart while Mayor Zohran Mamdani stands smiling with a mic in his hand in front of her.

Diana Moreno stands smiling with a her hand on her heart while Mayor Zohran Mamdani stands smiling with a mic in his hand in front of her.

In a few short months, @DianaforQueens built an incredible coalition and ran a movement campaign that earned nearly 75% of the vote last night.

I'm grateful that she will serve out my term in the Assembly, and hopefully many to come. Astoria is in good hands.

04.02.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2610    πŸ” 241    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 7

as someone who pushes hard against conspiratorial thinking in my professional and political life, it is deeply irritating when, on top of the untold human harms Epstein caused, it turns out he was at the center of at least half a dozen actual conspiracies

03.02.2026 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 8932    πŸ” 1672    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 28

Y’all get real ugly when talking about people losing their jobs. Why were people still working at The Post? Because they need salary and benefits. Same reason you’re working at yours.

04.02.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 8