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Maria Dahvana Headley

@mariadahvana.bsky.social

NYT-bestselling, Hugo Award winning monster and myth maker. Most recently, VERGIL! A Mythological Musical (Audible) , Beowulf: A New Translation, The Mere Wife, & many other items in the wondertale category & beyond. https://linktr.ee/mariadahvanaheadley

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[Exit Murderer.]

05.03.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4935    πŸ” 1198    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 45

Yes

05.03.2026 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Noem Country for Middle-Aged Fascists is this anything

05.03.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

30 years ago Chuck Palahniuk’s Fight Club accurately predicted that men under late capitalism, empty consumers who had come to think of themselves as β€œthe middle children of history” with no great wars to fight, would eventually prank and shitpost their way into fascism.

03.03.2026 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2225    πŸ” 441    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 13
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Ursula K. Le Guin β€” Nominate a Book for the Ursula K. Le Guin Prize for Fiction

It's time! Nominations are now open for the 2026 Ursula K. Le Guin Prize for Fiction, which will be given to a work of imaginative fiction, published in 2025, that reflects the concepts and ideas that were central to Ursula’s own work.

01.03.2026 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 569    πŸ” 244    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 23

imagining a caveperson getting super annoyed that they can’t make the bison look right. they’re crumpling up the whole cave and throwing it away. makes me feel much better

24.02.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 538    πŸ” 127    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Yay! That's a good treat!

27.02.2026 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is very real.

26.02.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yesssss. Lately I've been plagued by book club requests - I zoom in and answer questions - for which privilege I'm meant to pay cash money.

26.02.2026 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I could use my bra as a carry on for this class and manage to stuff it full of the books I otherwise carry on my poor shoulder, I would.

25.02.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I have no idea - beyond that Frontier will charge you and freak out if you have a carry on that's not allowed! So...I don't know what happened back there but I wish I did.

25.02.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On a plane this morning, flight attendant asked a women "are those your titties, honey, or are they a carry on?"

I could not see, because she was behind me, and I don't think I will ever recover from this loss.

25.02.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

A person who weighs 45 lbs can lean so hard, so purposefully, that he topples his mother. Ask me how I know.

25.02.2026 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

This whole thread and also, though I have no cat at present, cats really help.

25.02.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you probably also need a backup pen

25.02.2026 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it helps to have spent decades reading the work of your peers and that of those who came before you, preferably not just the hits but also the deep cuts

25.02.2026 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

really important to rid your working space of any negative energy or curses, particularly the dreaded β€œmalocchio,” so you’ll also need a lime and some sage, for your writing, but that’s it

25.02.2026 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

or access to some kind of other nebulous source of wealth

25.02.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s also good to be married to a countess dowager

25.02.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

vast amounts of time, too

25.02.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

comfy socks, too

25.02.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

also? Snacks

25.02.2026 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

and maybe an idea, but that’s it

25.02.2026 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

all you need to write is pen and paper

25.02.2026 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

I was on Twitter for the writers and the book recommendations, the essays, the poetry, the community. I am here now for the same. I’m a nerd. Please reply with a favorite recent essay or poem or story or book recommendation, and thank you.

23.02.2026 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2519    πŸ” 234    πŸ’¬ 504    πŸ“Œ 22

Reading The Death of Mountains by @jordankurella.com right now, and loving it!

23.02.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh to be on the NS Savannah in 1962 at the bar wearing a nice suit getting incredibly drunk on 40c Daiquiris

21.02.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Help this little dude's people out if you've got a spare buck. ❀️

20.02.2026 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

stalled out, kicking the tires trying to make it inch forward a little more

19.02.2026 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

On the same day hospitals caved on healthcare for transgender children, the ACLU proved that when you fight this administration in court THEY LOSE!

The people & places who give in just wanted to do so all along. They had no principles, that’s why they didn’t fight.

18.02.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0