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@staggerbreaths.bsky.social

Cricket, videogames, crosswords, cross words

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19.02.2026 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream will include same-sex relationships and non-binary characters, fulfilling Nintendo’s promise | VGC A same-sex β€˜bug’ in its 3DS predecessor caused backlash when it was patched out…

Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream will include same-sex relationships and non-binary characters, fulfilling Nintendo's previous promise to make future Tomodachi games more inclusive.

www.videogameschronicle.com/news/tomodac...

29.01.2026 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3414    πŸ” 1189    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 375

Baldur's Gate guy?

28.01.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh. Oh dear.

Er. *raises hand*

09.01.2026 08:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really is sadly. I suspect it'd run nicely on Switch 2. I also suspect Kaizen Game Works have never seen a Switch 2 dev kit and that that's not their fault.

03.01.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

...that released in 2025, crucially. But now my original post has one like so I can't delete and replace it. Ah well.

02.01.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Switch Games of 2025 Hey! In lieu of anything else, I thought I’d β€œreview” and β€œscore out of ten” every game I played that released on Switch and Switch 2 this year. Even games I only play…

I did some mini-reviews for every Switch and Switch 2 game I played in 2025. Some of them may be funny. You be the judge. balladsandwords.wordpress.com/2026/01/02/s...

02.01.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a newborn. This'll be easy.

20.11.2025 07:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The sight of this has had me humming the rolling ball tune like a deranged loon all evening. *ba ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba* while my partner begs me to stop

02.11.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How to compose classical music as an amateur 101:

a) Take 2-3 motifs
b) Play with and vary those motifs until it sounds good to the repetition-loving ear
c) You are now stuck in a sea of unending variations and can't find a way out
d) aaaaaaa

26.10.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@tickerscricket.bsky.social One for the log.

20.10.2025 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Nine Sols cover

Nine Sols cover

REPORT: Local Nine Sols Fan Thinks It’s Cute When Silksong Players Complain About Difficultly

13.10.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 417    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 5

Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.

07.10.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7815    πŸ” 1983    πŸ’¬ 140    πŸ“Œ 38
A model of the first level from Mario 64.

A model of the first level from Mario 64.

A model of a snowy level from Mario 64.

A model of a snowy level from Mario 64.

The Japanese Mario 64 official strategy guide is an incredible thing. "Can we make little hand-made dioramas of all the levels?" "Sure, why the hell not."

03.10.2025 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6935    πŸ” 1967    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 75
A triangular range chart labeled "Indie Game Vibe Check", where the three axes are "Enpoisoned", "Pumpy's Big Clumpy", and "Misty Cube". Each intersection features a game - Lunacid is the most Enpoisoned, Untitled Goose Game is the most Pumpy's Big Clumpy, and Manifold Garden is the most Misty Cube. Undertale is directly in the center, surrounded by Tunic (Pumpy), Void Stranger (Misty), and Star of Providence (Poison)

A triangular range chart labeled "Indie Game Vibe Check", where the three axes are "Enpoisoned", "Pumpy's Big Clumpy", and "Misty Cube". Each intersection features a game - Lunacid is the most Enpoisoned, Untitled Goose Game is the most Pumpy's Big Clumpy, and Manifold Garden is the most Misty Cube. Undertale is directly in the center, surrounded by Tunic (Pumpy), Void Stranger (Misty), and Star of Providence (Poison)

I strongly believe in the breadth and influence of independent art, to grant us oblique angles on the world and ourselves.
But also every indie game is somewhere on this spectrum:

25.09.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 574    πŸ” 213    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 21

...as the actress said to the bishop.

18.09.2025 09:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What if Games Court *is* the great work?

12.09.2025 09:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't threaten me with a good time!

10.09.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, I've barely played any SF or Resi. Nice to have one Capcom vote playing to my particular niche. *pours one out for the Monster Hunter fans*

04.09.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Conversely every chance Ghost Trick tips my vote. Top ten game ever for me.

04.09.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay Bavuma

19.08.2025 08:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Quite possibly. I guess that's what happens with Nintendo being handheld-focussed and therefore slightly out of step.

14.08.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's true of (almost) every generational leap isn't it? Compare with N64 to GameCube or SD to HD. Ever-diminishing returns.

14.08.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Obviously we don't actually have it every week. That would be ridiculous.

We alternate it with curry.

10.08.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's the secret sauce. Maybe also the juice. Possibly the gravy.

05.08.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here's hoping.

31.07.2025 10:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is talking about writers who use subtext and they 're all cowards Alt: Garth Marenghi dispenses priceless writing advice.
29.07.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love* it when a new Gail's opens just opposite a local non-chain bakery. 😐

22.07.2025 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And relative to all that you get paid Peanuts for it.

22.07.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Plot twist: it's a racing game.

22.07.2025 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0