Dave Morton

Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

I know influencers are just advertising by another name, but it feels a bit grubby. Anyway, follow me for more supermarket canned beer recommendations...

I was just driving in a city an hour or so ago, but Carlisle doesn't really feel like more than a decent sized town.

A bag of macadamia nuts.

I wouldn't announce it if I won the lottery, but there'd be signs...

Back home now. 20 mins to the garage in a car. 2 hrs 15 min back on buses.

When the car's fixed, I think I'll just ask someone to give me a lift to pick it up.

Another lesson I'm being.g taught this morning is why just because a local garage can't book my car in unless the lady who answers the phone is in that day, I shouldn't just go to an out of town one that can be all booked, quoted & paid for online.

This morning I'm having a lesson in why people who don't normally catch buses don't suddenly start catching buses.

Sort of.

snoop dogg is wearing a top hat and a bow tie and says oh fo sho . ALT: snoop dogg is wearing a top hat and a bow tie and says oh fo sho .

BrewSnoopDog.

A pint glass of golden beer sat on a laptop computer with a starry wallpaper on the screen.

My Belgian Blonde refermented with the sediment from a Saison Dupont & Boone Gueze after several weeks in the bottle. It's gassed up well & is quite cidery at the moment. Still plenty of bottles left to see where this will end up.

A shot of a telly screen saying Spurs Vs Knicks & Wolves Vs Nuggets.

I know they beat Villa, but my money's still on the minced chicken kids meal staple.

A wonderful Dali tribute.

What is that expression?

I've already let myself down on Zero Discrimination Day as I have decided St David's Day is better & Barista Day can take a run & jump.

Doesn't seem much point in visiting Cologne if you can't have a Kosch, Prague if you can't have a pilsner, Munich if you can't l have a heffe or Tenerife if you can't have a poolside ordinary lager.

I like that you can turn the serious beer head off for an evening & to give what might be a bangin' disco bar a try.

Agreed. Easy drinking too. Before you know it the stash under the stairs has gone.

Are you ready to share your preference?

A box of Bao Buns with stylised writing that could say Bad Buns. On a supermarket freezer shelf.

Loved his halftime show.

Eric is Nick's brother.

Usually with these trendy beers, the ingredients from Swizzles-Matlow is on the inside of the beer.

This reminds me of a letter to Viz: "I heard a BBC commentator say that Sarena Williams had just had 8 Aces during a match. Fair play to her as I couldn't stand up after 8 Aces, let alone win a top level tennis game."

(For those that don't know, 8 Ace is a fictitious strong lager in Viz magazine)

Fifteen years after @parsley72.bsky.social recommended Lie To Me, I'm watching it. I prefer The Mentalist though as - despite it having more dead bodies - it's more glamorous.

It's been nice up our way today. I drove to Pooley Bridge, Silloth, Carlisle & Long town & had to put the sun visor down a couple of times.

Beer With Pals every time. Imagine having the most wonderfully interesting beer & not having someone to say "get a load of this!" to.

"Klaatu barada nikto, Gorton Denton"

Tasting paddle
Tasting piddle

I'll just leave this hear for your enjoyment...

Golden gravy!

Spotify's Your top songs 2025. All but one are by MARINA.

I haven't been to a gig on fifteen years, but I'm having a night out in Manchester at the end of May to see... MARINA.

My kid introduced me to them in Jan '25 & they have a fair back catalogue.