Andrew Sorg

Coworker: my wife had been really ACAB all of a sudden—

*camera zooms into my eye*

*30 sec riot montage plays*

*camera snaps back to scene*

Me: I am pretty ACAB myself

Like, dystopian novel preface bad

Many such cases

Dunning Kruger curve shows that confidence and knowledge do not correlate well. There is a confidence gap whereby ignorant people are more confident than experts. This is basically humanity's whole deal.

Sign me up.

truely magnificent

The most cooked 🫠

I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points

*middle of rain storm*

"I'm dry under this umbrella so obviously rain is a lie and umbrellas are a hoax!"

Ah yes, the classic "global warming is a hoax because December is cold" bullshit

Strippers Are Now No. 1 Donor of Toys to Children’s Hospital Rachel Saslow

Tatas for Toys benefit has made it rain $183,000 over the past 14 years.

CEO sent me a SUPER disrespectful and insulting email and I'm trying not to ragequit the job that keeps me housed and fed 😤 😫

Two studies have shown that 40% of police officers commit domestic violence.

This is essentially average police officer behavior.

Ah sweet man-made horrors beyond my comprehension

Fair is fair

Most people say nauseous when they mean nauseated, but I'm not rude enough to tell somebody feeling nauseated that they also talk bad

The Dawn of Frogs episodes were all excellent and I think @margaret.bsky.social and @citizenio.bsky.social and @iwriteok.bsky.social and Hazel should do more Pathfinder episodes with @jasonbulmahn.bsky.social please

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What was the AI prompt?

"Jesus H. Kellogg"?

especially big in Amish 👀

Ever happen to wander into a bar on pet photo day?

10/10 recommend.

Beaver Edits on Instagram: "Huge shoutout to @fairfaxbeaverlab for providing these videos and images. Dr. Emily Fairfax and her lab does excellent research about the impact of beaver activity on lands... The study of beaver activity and its effects on wildfires is crucial in understanding the role of these creatures in maintaining resilient ecosystems. Dr. Emily Fairfax's research highlights the signi...

Beavers cannot play football, but the can fight forest fires!

Money is made up
Religion is made up
Gender is made up
Race is made up
Crime is made up
Law is made up
States are made up
Borders are made up
Authority is made up

Power is real
People are real
Suffering is real
Happiness is real

Life is real

The rest we made up, and we can make it better...

🚨President Donald Trump’s disaster aid record shows assistance flowing to Republican-led states while Democratic-led states are denied, underscoring a pattern of partisan weaponization of disaster relief.
theintellectualistofficial.substack.com/p/trump-deni...

*hotdog guy meme but Pete Hegseth*

THEY WERE TRYING TO GET BACK INTO THE FIGHT

Yes! But also trigger discipline?

I know Americans hate public transit but this feels like yet another reason we need to modernize and expand our rail networks. Seems like transporting both humans and stuff long distance is just better by train...

Lots of normal people are finding out what a corrupt dumpster fire #FIFA really is

*slaps roof of Hollywood*

This bad boy can fit so many Alex Pratt movies...

I DON’T WANT ANY MORE MEDIOCRE ACTION COMEDY MOVIES STARRING THE SAME MEDIOCRE WHITE MEN