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Post image 03.01.2026 20:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In the wise words of Brennan Lee Mulligan, "On the level of individuals and civilizations, personality predates ideology, meaning before you were a fascist, you were a bully and an asshole."

18.11.2025 12:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you think The Rapture is tomorrow:

1. Someone hasn't read their Bible since no one can know when that's supposed to happen

2. You're saying you think The Antichrist is in power right now...

22.09.2025 17:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In the wise and immortal words of Pearl Jam:

On a Weela,
On a Wissitonnawayea.
Ani Co Cowanasay Damawowanasay
Ani Colaway

15.07.2025 03:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Arrest The President

Ice Cube still got it

24.01.2025 22:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine . ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine .
03.01.2025 14:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
It is by the beans of java the thoughts acquire speed.
The hands acquire shaking.
The shaking becomes a warning.
It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.

10.12.2024 16:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A friend here in Texas said, "It's so chilly here that Ted Cruz was seen booking a flight to Cancoon" this morning and I haven't stopped laughing.

03.12.2024 14:31 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Carrie immediately followed by Wastelands

18.11.2024 02:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a military uniform is saying we must prepare for war ALT: a man in a military uniform is saying we must prepare for war
18.11.2024 02:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Onion buying Infowars at a bankruptcy auction was not something I ever expected, but..

The fact that it happened brings glee to my soul

14.11.2024 15:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So no shit, there is was...

14.11.2024 13:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0