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If you think The Rapture is tomorrow:
1. Someone hasn't read their Bible since no one can know when that's supposed to happen
2. You're saying you think The Antichrist is in power right now...
In the wise and immortal words of Pearl Jam:
On a Weela,
On a Wissitonnawayea.
Ani Co Cowanasay Damawowanasay
Ani Colaway
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
It is by the beans of java the thoughts acquire speed.
The hands acquire shaking.
The shaking becomes a warning.
It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
A friend here in Texas said, "It's so chilly here that Ted Cruz was seen booking a flight to Cancoon" this morning and I haven't stopped laughing.
03.12.2024 14:31 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Carrie immediately followed by Wastelands
18.11.2024 02:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Onion buying Infowars at a bankruptcy auction was not something I ever expected, but..
The fact that it happened brings glee to my soul
So no shit, there is was...
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