Michael

Lmao I'm literally talking to Cole on three platforms right now

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Wow, "Her" and "Children of Men" kinda nailed the timing, what's ne- oh no

They aren't my favorite tool in the box but I won't argue against good data

Just a stupendously stupid unforced error over a project that likely was never going to happen anyway

I am shocked, shocked! That our shitty, micromanaging, rich mayor with rich friends has the opinions of a shitty rich person

Call it a yellow card maybe, one more and you're out

The Pyramid is 450ft across, 600+ on the diagonal. Plenty of room in there

I finally read Gideon the Ninth and I have to admit unless it was a Tumblr thing I'm not really sure what all the fuss was about

But they are God's most special boy!!!!!!!!

Like,,, bsky.app/profile/simo...

Regretfully I submit we need to downgrade TERF Island to Gas Leak Island

"My child was perfect and has been replaced by a changeling baby," but in the year 2025.

You will like. BUSINESS.

Lurie's plan for the Muni funding measure would put the onus on renters and small businesses while letting giant commercial property owners off the hook. But it doesn't have to be that way:

Millard Fillmore, honestly looks a lot like Alec Baldwin in black and white.

I said this without searching and now I stand by it

Millard Fillmore

Wake Up Dead Man: I am a sucker for a troubled priest and boy does this one deliver

Is he the billionaire mayor of San Francisco, or a bar mitzvah boy who's growing out of his pants?

When Santa says you've been a good boy this year

I’ve only saved two non-family member voicemails and one was Steve Spurrier linked here and the other was the late Sen. Tom Coburn telling me I was destroying America with my reporting.

IND13NA

Boiler down imo

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

[Tumblr] vigilantsycamore Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside 500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

tis the season

Geiger? I 'ardly count her

What the fuck?

Gingerbread Planning Commission meetings get real sticky

So the thing about this is FBI agents, at least until 2020, are never, ever allowed to have civilian passengers in their government vehicles

My favorite is when they include "simulated" miles to pad their own stats

gotta say the fact that a waymo will pick up and drive away while someone is actively trying to get a cat out from under the car seems like a major safety hazard