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On the one hand youre not going to have native plants for a soccer field, but on the other hand why the fuck would they need to cut down trees for this?

Sure is "funny" how the new BART gates at Civic Center have the only anti-bird spikes in the entire station

This is their answer to literally every hypothetical question, so it's not really news unless they bring it up unprompted. She'd say the same thing if you asked "are you considering strikes on Agrabah?"

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Turns out there's even enough data for journals: COVID has made people measurably worse drivers, whether by aggression or brain-fogged negligence
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Yellow by a millimeter imo

I'll keep saying it until I get run over and die: long COVID literally broke people's neural pathways and it manifests most obviously when they're piloting two-ton vehicles

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God damn I'm just going to have to start blocking anyone who posts screenshots of Polymarket tweets as a news source

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2019: 15 southbound trains 6-9am (46/day)
2026: 12 southbound trains 6-9am (52/day)

So you're more right, the service changed more than the car capacity. I do know they were warned by bike advisory groups though

it looks like the DMU consists could carry 80 bikes/train, and they had some flexibility to add an extra bike car. I'll need to dig up some specific schedules to check peak time and daily total capacity, but my sense is you're right and they're running slightly fewer trains, just faster

I mean the old trains had significantly more bike capacity, but Caltrain ignored every warning that this was going to happen

Badonkers Without Borders would be a good name for an anti-porn ban group

I hope the show worked in a mention of Andrew McCutchen's annual tweet

Tired: Maya loves Mexican revolutionaries

Wired: Maya loves Mexican revolutionaries AND mission burritos

The selling half or the buying half?

boss the fascism

He saw "great highway" and panicked

Ah, interesting,,

This is what Rumsfeld would call an Unnoem Unnoem

I know the Senate puts collegiality over everything (see: Rubio confirmation) but I hope someone finds the guts to make Markwayne "Markwayne Mullins" Mullins's confirmation hearings interesting. Also note the President seems to have forgotten how appointments work (again, see Rubio)

A dedicated officer presence that the event was almost certainly required to pay a premium for or else they wouldn't have gotten their road closure permits

Jeremey Greco is the only one of five candidates in D4 to support Sunset Dunes. I'm super curious if he can use a positive, or even "let's move on," message to get any kind of support

From now on I hope all of my politician due diligence is via Bits

I'm not always buying what R.F. Kuang is selling but "grad students would rather descend into Hell to recover their shitty advisor than transfer" really speaks to me

Oh my God yes

And we lost at least one State

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