I know a magic trick. I bet I can make it disappear! 😏😉😈😈😈
14.02.2026 19:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know a magic trick. I bet I can make it disappear! 😏😉😈😈😈
14.02.2026 19:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
*blows a 💋 in return.
[And hopes you have a Valentine's Day filled with joy and love]
Puppy paralysis is a real medical condition.
31.01.2026 22:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Winking face with tongue sticking out.
Devil winking face with tongue sticking out.
The art is great, but no one's going to mention the penis shaped candles???
10.01.2026 21:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes! But try it without the bikini bottom!!! 😉😉😉😈😈😈
20.12.2025 21:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Only by chubby men. Cause chubby men know how to eat! 😉😜😈😈😈
02.12.2025 01:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Being a person of a certain age, I am contractually obligated to say the sleestak from Land of the Lost
26.11.2025 02:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Inside and out? 😉😈
22.11.2025 06:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0SLIP & SLIDE!!! 😈😈
22.11.2025 06:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He's a lucky 🕳️. And your a lucky 🍆
22.11.2025 05:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe you thought you were teasing his hole. Or maybe his hole was teasing your dick head till it wasn't! 😉😈😈😈
22.11.2025 05:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And now your hard mode has me terrified, and intrigued! 😉😈😈😈
16.11.2025 21:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0pull my phone out and video/photograph it. then tell all my friends how lovely it was but i was too shy to do anything. this old chub stays in his lane unless expressly invited. [and no, flashing in a public place just means you like to be watched. 😜😈😍
28.10.2025 06:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Show off 😜
28.10.2025 06:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Leafy Peen Daddy? 😏😜
22.10.2025 10:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I need to try this
19.10.2025 23:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That could be trump if it wasn't for the curly hair... 😜
19.10.2025 22:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Aww, it's shed a tear. Let me hug it with my mouth
19.10.2025 20:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0G'Mornin' Papa ;)
19.10.2025 19:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Now I don't mind being spanked when it's with a hard cock!!! 😏😈😘
19.10.2025 11:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Just, THANK YOU for breeding him and not pulling out. Seeing a man shooting is hot, but knowing he seeded a hole is so much more [for me anyways]!
16.10.2025 19:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pepper spray. His face dick and ass. If he's going into homes robbing them, that means he's unemployed. I'm not a sugar daddy so I can't afford that. 😜😂🤣
16.10.2025 15:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
First: to give you those butterflies.
Second: that image reminds me of...
I'm just looking at you and I'm already thanksgiving full
07.10.2025 00:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hugs hugs hugs
06.10.2025 22:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I say he thinks he's more American than the colonials that invaded north American shores. He's been here longer than them. Maybe even longer than the indigenous people colonists displaced.
05.10.2025 22:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0