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Thats me in the corner
Thats me in the spotlight
Crying to the season finale of Sex and the City

Wow, those witches on Etsy are gonna be so busy now! I bet they make a killing!!

His pronouns are was/were

Begging AZ punk shows to stop putting more than 4 bands total on a bill. 7 bands is too many bands!! Especially on a Sunday!!! Just stop!!!!

Cats have 9 lives because kittens use up 8 of them (My kitten jumped on my gas stove while I was cooking and singed his face.) He's fine, I'm the one who took emotional damage

Watching the gay episode of The Last Of Us just to feel something

For the people doing this, not you

Straight to jail

I have a surprise

Soooo relatable- I literally have one job to do tonight (make a card that I need for a coworker tomorrow) and being so overwhelmed by doing the thing I genuinely like doing (making art for people) that I'm on Bluesky with anxiety instead

My life is picking up a bowl to put in the sink, noticing my sponge sucks and I need to buy new one, realizing I don't know where I put my wallet, trying to use my tile to ping it but it's got a dead battery, going to get a battery only to end up reorganizing my junk drawer while holding the bowl 😩

I hate having adhd so much. There is nothing cute or fun about it and people who talk about it like it's a quirky cool trait to have don't understand the 0-100 meltdown that occurs when you pick a very important object up and it suddenly vanishes from your sight 2 seconds later. This is literal hell

Went to the store to buy cat food, came back with an adopted kitten

You're welcome for our service

S10 E3 of Xfiles is probably one of my favorite episodes of all times

a blue/green creature sitting, its back against a wall. it is wearing something red, yellow foot wear, yellow on upper body. its mouth is wide and possibly sad. lofi pixelated.

magazine screenshot (1984) archive.org/details/logi...

Wut

This movie was garbage from start to finish. Multiple people walked out during it. My biggest regret is not being one of them

There's no way. This movie is garbage from start to finish. Multiple people walked out during it. My biggest regret is not being one of them

28 years later is one of the top 5 worst movies I've ever seen. I haven't been this mad about a movie since I saw Episode I for the first time. -100/10, do not recommend #28yearslater

I shut my blinds and my cat didn't realize it and tried to jump up into the window which caused it to like a window smashing and I swear my soul left my body momentarily

This was the only picture I could get. It's like a sad corporate still life

The manager for the team sitting near me promised everyone a treat for today and that treat ended up being bananas that were cut in half while still in the peel

My jaw hurts from grimacing so much while watching Bring Her Back

I love sleeping in a big t shirt, I want my bed to wear a big t shirt too

Rain?! Again in AZ? For the third time this month?! It's a pride miracle!!! 🌈⚡️💦

Some of the most chilling 2 minutes you've ever seen. Look at what's being said, openly, on one of the most popular TV channels in Israel.

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