Clarence Beeks

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

I just don’t think that it occurs to reasonably well-adjusted adults who aren’t being excessively provoked while drunk to say something like this.

Why was he called Meatloaf, and not Beefhoven?

If the moon landing was a hoax, how do you explain THIS?!!

But no vote to censure one nation senators turning their backs on welcome to country.

They will become openly and defiantly pro-pedophile before they challenge their mortal god

Can we just spare a thought, too, for the official end of News Corp as a political force. No one outside an aging political class pays any attention to them.

Drive it like you stole it, stop fucking around, deal with climate change, poverty, and deal with inequality to pay for it. Deal with industry transition, deal with education costs, accept that large investments in ourselves today pay for more than themselves in the future. And dental in Medicare

I for one am amazed that allowing the world's stupidest man to bellow like an idiot while swinging a sledgehammer into every surface encountered has not fixed all of our problems but has instead made all problems worse and caused new ones. It makes no sense; he had the longest tie, the goldest hair.

THAT PHOTO REPRESENTS A COMPLETE LACK OF DECORUM!!!! WHERE ARE PADDLES WITH MESSAGES????????? What is wrong with you, Hakeem?

Lot’s wife turned into a pillar of salt? That really happened? Oh yeah? WHAT WAS HER NAME?

Is this about the free markets or the personal liberties? It's all so confusing.

Probably less than half that number. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Credit to the Victorian Trades Hall Council for this.

#auspol
#anyonebutdutton

old Soviet joke for our times:

Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.

Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”

Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”

Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

I will never understand how dirty it must feel to be Thiessen 🤮

Of course 😞

Australia’s government-owned internet company is going to rely on the satellites of an American billionaire who has become intertwined with Donald Trump… but it’s not Elon Musk

read: thesizzle.com.au/p/amazon-set...

Our institutions are not really all that subtle at letting us know whose rights and views are not considered important

He is such a disgusting liar. There is something kind of inhuman about his face. I hate even looking at him 🤢

a man with gray hair and a beard is standing next to a woman and saying there can be only one . ALT: a man with gray hair and a beard is standing next to a woman and saying there can be only one .

There can be only one.

So is Vance’s wife going to be deported?

Right-Wing Extremists Are Abuzz Over Musk's Straight-Arm Salute Right-wing extremists are abuzz over Elon Musk giving an awkward straight-armed salute during an inauguration rally for Donald Trump.

The Nazis think this was a Nazi salute, but, hey, what would they know?

Historian of fascism here. It was a Nazi salute and a very belligerent one too.

mr potato head from toy story is flying through the air while holding a rope . ALT: mr potato head from toy story is flying through the air while holding a rope .

Wondering what Millionaire Peter Dutton up to today?

I've just been perusing Peter Dutton's speeches & media releases over the past two years and he loves to take a dig at "wealthy elites"

I am here to beg you - every one of you - to always, always refer to him as Millionaire Peter Dutton from now

Rebecca Shaw has perfectly captured how embarrassing it is that the men burning everything down are massive losers. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Photograph of a small passerine bird standing on the ground, facing the camera with its head slightly tilted. It is a brownish bird with a white throat and distinctive white 'eyebrows'. It is looking at the camera with eyes differently dilated to adjust for light and shadow, with an expression that could be anthropomorphised as silently judging you.

This White-browed Scrubwren knows what you did.
#birds

Usman: Alright Sam lets just get ourselves in, make a start, get to lunch

Sam Konstas:

Did you know that Konstas in Greek means Bazball?