GG's Happy Place

'Never lose hope; always have faith. Faith will never disappoint you, for nothing is impossible with God.' (Luke 1:37)

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I wish Covid-19 had started in Las Vegas, because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

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Today I gave my friend an apple, but she told me she prefers pears.
So I gave her another apple.

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Don't change so that people will like you. Be yourself, and the right people will love the real you. Remember - you're amazing, just the way you are. 🙂 #CelebrateLife

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Today I said to my girlfriend, 'One of my friends says that you sound like an owl.'
She said, 'Who?'

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YouTube video by Thomas G Lady Gaga & Bruno Mars - Die With A Smile on piano - Easy, No Black Keys

Here I am playing 'Die With A Smile' by Lady Gaga & Bruno Mars on the keyboard. 🙂 youtube.com/watch?v=gyOX...

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All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up.
I think I have Parking Sons Disease.

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'Be kind to one another, be tenderhearted, and forgive one another, as God in Christ forgave you.' (Ephesians 4:32)

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I finally got rid of that nasty electrical charge I've been carrying.
I'm ex-static.

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Today my friend said to me 'My kid refuses to eat fish. What do you think is a good replacement?'
I replied, 'Cats. Cats love fish.'

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You are braver than you think, more talented than you know, and capable of more than you imagine. You are amazing! Remember that. 🙂 #CelebrateLife

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Today my friend said, 'What rhymes with orange'
I replied, 'No it doesn't.'

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YouTube video by Thomas G Pink - I Don't Believe You (Piano Cover)

Here I am playing 'I Don't Believe You' by Pink on the keyboard. 🙂 www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWiN...

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When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise house-warming party.
Now I'm homeless.

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'Trust only in God in every moment! Tell Him all your troubles and pour out your heart-longings to Him. Believe me when I tell you - He will help you!' (Psalm 62:8)

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A big cat has escaped from the zoo.
If I come across it, I'll definitely puma pants.

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My dog's name is Minton.
Today he ate my shuttlecock.
Bad Minton!

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#Friendship is one of the most precious gifts on earth, as it gives you a unique feeling of joy that can't be obtained from material items. So always remember to have fun with your friends, be there for each other, and celebrate life together. 🙂

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I'm gonna change my Facebook name to 'Nobody'.
So when people post annoying things, I can press the 'like' button and it'll say Nobody likes this.

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YouTube video by Thomas G I Wrote A Song About Friendship & Happiness :)

Here I am singing an original song that I wrote. It's called 'Friends For Life'. 🙂 www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7sh...

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey!

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'For I know the plans I have for you,' declares the Lord, 'plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.' (Jeremiah 29:11)

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Today my friend said to me 'I want to ask you a question, and your answer must be quick.'
'Okay,' I said.
My friend said '17 + 34 = ?'
I said, 'Quick.'

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Today my wife asked me 'What's on the TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'

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You are perfect exactly as you are. There is no need to change anything, except the thoughts that you aren't good enough. 🙂

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Last night my partner and I watched 3 movies back to back.
Luckily, I was the one facing the TV.

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YouTube video by Thomas G Britney Spears - Everytime (Piano Cover)

Here I am playing 'Everytime' by Britney Spears on the piano. 🙂 www.youtube.com/watch?v=15TA...

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I always get confused when people say that age is just a number.
Clearly it's a word.

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'Do not be afraid. Come to Me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest.' (Matthew 11:28)

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Today a policeman came to my door and said he was looking for a man with one eye.
I said to him 'If you use both, you'll probably find him a lot quicker.'

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