Justin

The Democrats NEED a good spokesperson. Someone who knows how to communicate. Trump has been doing this thing where he just says the thing. Then the press repeats it by saying he said it. Democrats need to stop trusting the press will figure it out. They won’t.

Before the pandemic, I refused to telework because I like leaving work, at work. I’m sure others feel the same. ‘Return to the office’ sounds good to me. It’s even cheaper to park because being there everyday means you can buy a monthly pass instead of paying by day.

Andy Borowitz on Substack Who would have guessed we’d see this much chaos from a man who told the country to drink bleach

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Bluesky is great and all but I am finding I spend more time on Substack.

Andy Borowitz on Substack Trump is taking credit for the ceasefire as if he’s already president. To be fair, millions of Americans have been drinking as if he’s already president.

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I shut down my Facebook account. I’ve done it before. I keep opening it out of habit, about 5 times today so far. But I know from previous times, that will stop within a week.
Let’s see how things go.

Woah. Guess I’m downloading and deleting all of my content from Meta products. Being gay hasn’t been labeled a “mental illness” by any medical official in decades. These next four years are going to be awful as an LGBTQ person.