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This is the warning on the blood pressure monitor my dad just got.

Exceptional work. Anybody know what the fuck it’s supposed to mean?

Last line is especially ominous

1000th puzzle badge

40th Reverse Rainbow badge. Not to complain, but why the 40th?

Special Connections today at the NY Times, in celebration of the 1000th iteration of the puzzle. To my surprise, I also earned another badge, one of which I was previously unaware.

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

Quick change artist

A deeply ridiculous logo for the new "Shield of the Americas" department. It has 3 shields, a ton of eagles, and an even greater number of assault rifles

Finally caved and used AI for something. Trump and Noem can thank me later.

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#morning #dogs #cats #pets #catpeople

NOPE

Tweets about people asking Grok which president told the most lies.

Bahahaha. 😁😏

#DJT #DJ6T #FDJ6T #PantsOnFireDJ6T

Many of the scientists Jeffrey Epstein courted were already well-established and well-funded. So why didn’t they all just say no? Science talked with three who did just that.

Here’s how Epstein approached them, and why they refused to have anything to do with him: scim.ag/40rlyKN

YouTube video by Radiohead Radiohead TV

Radiohead just randomly started streaming live performances and random songs from their catalogue yesterday, and it's still going.....................

👀👀👀

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Noem asked to retract comments calling Renee Good and Alex Pretti domestic terrorists Sen. Dick Durbin, D-Ill., pushed Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem to retract her previous statements labeling Renee Good and Alex Pretti as domestic terrorists. Noem said she was ...

Americans watched as federal agents killed two Minnesotans.

Now their families have to watch Kristi Noem continue to lie about it.

www.nbcnews.com/video/noem-a...

US troops were told war on Iran was ‘all part of God’s divine plan’, watchdog alleges Religious freedom group says 200 troops sent complaints of superiors using extremist Christian rhetoric to justify war

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

...the complainants “report unrestricted euphoria of their commanders” for a “‘biblically-sanctioned’ war that is clearly the expeditious approach of the fundamentalist Christian ‘End Times’...

I'm an atheist, but I'll welcome the rapture if it gets these assholes off our planet

Trump Administration, in Apparent Reversal, Tries to Continue Fight Against Law Firms

Aw fuck www.nytimes.com/2026/03/03/u...

Maybe it’s a bad idea to put people in charge of government who are eager for the rapture.

Opinion | Nine Law Firms Surrendered. Four Law Firms Won.

A glimmer of hope. Four law firms refuse to buckle under pressure from Trump and win. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/03/o...

Frog and Toad were sad for a while.

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

15.00 FILM: ALPHA BRVAO CHARLIE DELTA ECHO FOXTROT GOLF HOTEL INDIA JULIE KILO LIMA MIKE NOVEMBER OSCAR PAPA QUEBEC ROMEO SIERRA TANGO UNIFORM VICTORY WHISKY X-RAY YANKEE Prequel to the film Zulu.

Bear in mind that if you read this and thought "What a lot of reading for that gag" then we also had to type it out. So we are the real losers, alright?

Social media created this nonsense idea that not exposing yourself to hatred is isolationist. Choosing to not spend your free time with bigots isn’t living in a bubble. I don’t need to know what’s going on at X. I won’t be smarter or more knowledgeable or empathic by being there. Neither will you.

Hank poses like the perfect child sitting for a studio portrait

Hank plays hard and he sleeps hard

Hanks chills in a rare middle state between sleep and play

In my last photo of him before going to the adoption center, I happened to catch the reflection of him looking outside. Odd to think he was on the other side of that door for a month or so.

Hank the Cat was a stray who we had neutered, chipped and vaccinated, and who I hoped would be a permanent resident. Instead, I have merely fostered for the first time and am struggling with feelings about that: placelogohere.com/h-is-for-hia...

Netflix Backs Out of Bid for Warner Bros., Paving Way for an Ellison Takeover

The richest man owns X.

The second and third richest men control Google.

The fourth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fifth richest man owns The Washington Post.

And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros.

See the problem here?

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“The secret in animating is:

First to have an everlasting sense of humor,

Next to be able to see the commonplace in a funny way

And most important of all, to be able to sketch your idea so that the other person will think it’s funny.”

-Tex Avery #BOTD

I have never seen "remote-controlled shock collar" spelled that way before

Just when you thought the #EpsteinAdministration couldn't degrade our country any further:

Daffodils blooming in cold ground covered in a light dusting of snow

optimism

“That which you believe becomes your world.”

- Richard Matheson #BOTD

Good pick. I found it especially intetesting to see Stephen Geoffreys (Ed from Fright Night). Also, Robert Englund directed placelogohere.com/movie-976-ev...