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It is so weird when younger people think that getting older means ceasing social participation

This is also why so many of you fear aging. You think that you will be forced away from life and society

As I get older I'm coming to increasingly radical views like "you have to do things to get good at them" and "you have to think about problems to solve them"

adventure games from the 80s were intentionally designed to be tricky, mean and occasionally counterintuitive so that you could get stuck for long periods of time. this was called “value for your dollar”

[VGC] Unannounced Hunter: The Reckoning Game Build accidentally replaced Robocop: Rogue City on Steam momentarily
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I don't think millennials are as measurably fucked in the head as gen x are (a generation that ended up even worse than the boomers as they aged, horrible) but our aesthetic, when filtered through the soy right, is horrendous beyond comprehension

Wouldn't be that surprised if Israel demolishes Al-Aqsa during this conflict

The fact that this entire conflict was framed by our Evangelical Cult in leadership as "to bring about Armageddon" fits in perfectly w/ their mythos

They want Israel to build The Third Temple so that 'Jesus can come back'

The agreement would let the data center pull between 2-8 million gallons per day from the area’s primary source for drinking water. And if usage goes over estimates, it would accelerate the need for a new drinking source by decades.

Binx, a black Bombay with stretchy arms.

HEY YOU!

Stop doomscrolling and look at this cat for a sec!
She’ll make you feel better! 😊

2006: don’t be evil
2016: but really, what *is* evil?
2026: meet your new assistant Evi L® delivering +225% ROI on prison labor

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

it’s only an echo chamber when it’s the left. when it’s the right they call it some bullshit like the Agora or the Town Square

Never forget that this what The Washington Post said when Noem was nominated.

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

Quick question does anyone know how to restore virtue to a decaying society

hearing someone say they regularly talk to ai chatbots for anything does feel like they just rolled up their sleeve to reveal a festering zombie bite

2nd man arrested in snowball fight that injured NYPD officers during blizzard Police arrested 18-year-old Eric Wilson, Jr. of Harlem and charged him with obstructing governmental administration and harassment.

Powerless people are being sent to jail because of your cowardice @mayor.nyc.gov do something beyond empty words

They have identified more people to arrest

Pedestrian in life-threatening condition after being struck in front of Parkview Hospital Randallia Lydia Reuille 10 hours ago for WANE 24, whose link cards never load properly

We're on day 2 of a 2 hour fog delay here in Fort Wayne and that may seem silly but an adult woman was run over crossing the street at noon yesterday in daylight with full visibility outside the hospital so ya our kids shouldn't be walking in the dark w 0 visibility

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How many more times can people see democrats vote like this before they realize a lot of elected democrats actually agree with trump and support a lot of what he does. They just don't like that he's so "vulgar". They prefer polite nazis.

Iran: check this shit out, I drew a fake tunnel entrance. and labelled it Secret Bunker. The American AI burned a quarter of their remaining ammunition trying to destroy it.

The US: claude, give me bunkers hot in Asian land war visible nipples right altitude big tiddies not fooled by black paint

Join my new predictive market platform Douchero to place a wager on which one of these guys gets caught with CSAM first.

Kalshi employees "kind of understand that without the tweets and the streamers and all of the social-media stuff that the traders do for them, usually just for free, their marketing would be a lot harder," said Jack Campion, 20, a junior at the University of Wisconsin-Madison and a Kalshi affiliate. In September, Kalshi briefly signed up a 15-year-old videogame streamer who goes by vertid online to promote its brand on X as an affiliate. A week later, Kalshi ended the partnership. "Yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can't work with minors rn," a Kalshi employee wrote to the user in messages reviewed by the Journal. "Kinda sad tbh."

what the fuck are we doing

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Working on a q&a lecture for a class today: The story of robots is always a story about slavery. The story of LLMs labeled as AI is a story about class, and which humans pay the cost, including the physical toll on their bodies/minds, and the lack of water and electricity, so data centers can exist.

hey look a fun history lesson!

"The Republican Party of Florida consistently stands against racism, antisemitism, and bigotry in all of its hateful forms of expression," the statement said.

this might be the funniest thing I've ever read

Slurs Filled a Chat Created by a Republican Party Official in Florida

passive voice final boss grand champion honorable mention award for turning slurs into a sentient thing that can do actions www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

If Mastodon wanted to take a dig at Bluesky they'd run a marketing campaign that's like "on Mastodon, your admin will (most likely) not make fun of you publicly for liking cartoon porn" bsky.app/profile/did:...

today’s guy was a 32 year old DACA kid. they scooped him up for possession last August and sent him to ICE detention in Arizona where he contracted COVID. like probably 3/4ths of these people, it says ICE never officially reported a cause of death and it’s still under investigation. Jesus Christ