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War must be going really bad for the US to already start setting up Israel to become the scapegoat for its failures and atrocities

Working on what has become a "these dipshits blew up the entire world economy to own Iran, make money on the betting market, and cause the return of Christ at the end of days" episode and I haven't been this mad working on something at 3am since I discovered that the

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

I am shocked to learn this is actually underestimating costs, because it ignores the infrastructure costs.

This video is lowballing it.

Teen accused of planning ISIS-inspired terrorist attack in North Carolina was known to FBI for years The 18-year-old allegedly plotted to attack a restaurant and grocery store on Dec. 31.

You'll forgive me for being skeptical here because of how the FBI does this exact sort of thing, honeypotting & entrapping over months and years mentally unwell young men into "being inspiried by ISIS into planning terrorism" all the time like for example like 2 months ago

The Telegraph @Telegraph •2h "If Donald Trump can stay the course, remain focused and tolerate the short-term market turmoil, a glittering prize awaits." | Telegraph View

Remember folks: opposing 25 years of escalating war, slaughter and horror is insanely extreme and possibly treasonous, a threat that the police need to crack down hard upon. Cheering it all on and baying for more is Sensible, Moderate and patriotic.

So the hard drives for MRI machines are unavailable and now the helium they need is off the market too

anyone lining up at the NYSE for the release of 9/11 2?

“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”

-Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

One of the most depressing things about the war in Iran is how a bunch of grown ass men are acting like this is a fucking video game.

Incredible. "DEI Bad" doesn't even crack 50% for maga. Woke 2 is already here

it's so funny when people try to do "was no angel" to the Iranian regime as if we're not the imperialist christian death cult regime that has proven the paranoia of the Iranian regime entirely correct

gardevoir in pokopia realizing there's no humans

owner: you got that sculpture for out front of my ice cream store done?

sculptor: sure do boss. real fucking sexy just like you asked

owner: what

Oh sure it’s not like people who play videogames would be interested in obsessively tracking things like this and then becoming extremely angry about it

remember you can always burn Shein clothes for petroleum

Two women, Madison and Crystal, with their guns out

TROUBLE SHOOTER
VIC TOKAI 1991
SEGA GENESIS

“the cost of gas doubling is a small price to pay” is an incredibly funny thing to say as the head of a political movement that in many ways is still built on a nationwide psychosis triggered by having to go about four weeks without a haircut six years ago.

Holy shit, I forgot how great EINHANDER (1997) is. This is how you do a proper 3D SHMUP. #NP #SHMUP #RetroGaming

beast

everyone wants to be the trad wife but nobody wants to do trad wife shit

maybe I'm focusing on the wrong thing here but this is the wildest shit I've ever heard a white South African say and I study racism for a living

This CNN reporter is objectively more safe in the center of Tehran during a literal bombing campaign than any International Reporter was covering protests in the USA over the past decade.

That's nuts.

March 8th, International Women's Day

The inability of America to admit that "family farming" is now an expensive hobby and not some kind of pillar of the national soul sometimes drives me to distraction

(Though not as much as people who romanticize *coal mining*)

Not surprising since I assume Tesla’s ethics department is just a mannequin with racial slurs painted on it

Normalize asking American tourists where they were on January 6th

It’s so sick how ashamed they are of their vote. They feel bad even when they win and never wonder why.

The problem with power moves is all it takes to subvert them is a much much much younger stronger guy like a newborn baby or the president of Paraguay