Eliza Jean

If we lived in a world of old school cartoon physics, I’d humbly request someone to drop an anvil on me if it’d be sufficient compression for pain management

Windows 13 rumored to be "collecting hearts released from heartless" in an attempt to open Kingdom Hearts, sources say

I know most of us forgot about the live action Lilo and Stitch but I’ll still be peeved at how it vastly misunderstood why Nani took on guardianship so young and made it look like she was parentified

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I have to poo but am traveling alone and can’t leave my drink until it’s finished at this airport bar

“I couldn’t watch movies with sex scenes with my family, that’s just weird!”

I’ve seen The Substance with my family and just put on Sorry to Bother You. Nothing is weird here lol

The funny thing about Jonathan Majors working with The Daily Wire is that he went through a domestic violence intervention program. So either that program sucked or he did the bare minimum of the work cause why else would he work for a company that notoriously HATES WOMEN

“Why can’t creators just listen to the fans?? They owe it to us!”

Because that’s how you get stupid shit like “Somehow Palpatine is back” and Acolyte only getting one season because a bunch of manchildren whined. You wanna be like fucking Star Wars?

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I finally started watching TADC and… I get the appeal of Jax now

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lol, just remembering when liberals were like "ICE can be reformed!"

Yeah, reformed into ashes at the bottom of a mass grave, sure.

See that?
That's MY initials!
S.E.X.

Me and Tara at “pride and panels“ at the San Francisco Public library February 15th 2026 :3

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Lizards are actually way smarter than us, they just don't brag about it.

TRANSCAT'S BACK, ALRIGHT! TransCat is a comic about a transgender superhero who fights evil with magic, kung fu, and jokes.

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AT LAST IT CAN BE TOLD!

New TransCat book for sale!
New shows being announced!

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Come to my next show: www.prideinpanels.org

Stay tuned for more!

LIVE AND LEARN
#soriku

I’m sorry, but I genuinely can’t take some Hazbin Hotel fans seriously for reading too much into that flashback with Charlie as a kid as Lilith trying to keep her and Lucifer apart when the most obvious interpretation is she’s just putting her back to freaking bed

Also pulling this stunt in the midst of a major drop of the Epstein files is some next level diabolical energy. Talk about not reading the room

xigsai 💙💜 #art

I forgot I was still following Neil Gaiman’s social media until I saw his new post claiming those SA allegations are a smear campaign and if you’re stupid enough to buy that bullshit, get the fuck out of here

Quite possibly the best dish I’ve ever made.
With plenty of help from @jellylizzy.bsky.social of course ^.^

Gonna be gonna be golden 🎤🎵💅 #kpopdemonhunters #art

the death of catherine o’hara is a devastating loss for the cuntress community. please keep us in your prayers at this time.

She should be allowed to beat up a man as a treat

YouTube video by Eliza Jean TikTok is still being funky so gotta make sure the people get the goods

TikTok ain’t getting its shit together any time soon, so back to the YouTubes

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Smooooooov brain

#Huskerdust sketches to soothe my soul 💞

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Border Patrol commander Greg Bovino and some agents are expected to leave Minneapolis tomorrow, AP source says.

Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports While immigration officers support the Trump administration’s goal of deporting undocumented migrants, many of them have grown ‘disillusioned’ with leadership’s tactics, according to reports

oh word?