tokage dunce 🦎

my life

a person is petting a snake in a bathtub with their hand . ALT: a person is petting a snake in a bathtub with their hand .

quit it.meat lizard

btw ive found my calling as a cultivator of land , a farmer if u will.

@cavecub.bsky.social euthanise me

who turned goomftwt into a salexers .. it was never anything but a joke lads.

I should just drop out this is what happens when I follow through with scholarly activity

HEYOOOOO

OH MY GOD ITS BEEN SO LONG HELLO HOW ARE YOU

@hotsoggi.bsky.social ANGIE

Everyone aspired for our fame.

micro celebrity with over 1k followers mind you

2 likes hit sky thanks everyone

We were micro celebrities.

@bluesky I USED TO BE HUGE… I USED TO BE IMPORTANT

If my jokes offend you

1. I’m sorry
2. It won’t happen again
3. I'm an extremely flawed individual who can't take the things I need to seriously. It's my cope. And it just hurts the way Zane vilified me instead of coming to me and laying everything out like I want from everyone.

if my jokes offend you

1. i’m sorry
2. it won’t happen again
3. please inform me of any other mistake i make

quick oswalius hiatus while i nap.

Pinnef

I Neef to do a PowerPoint now guys don’t delete the app please I won’t be gone for long

Gah.. how could I ever. Peak social media.. PROTECT #IFMYJOKESOFFENDYOU

I haven't been here in a while why is it still so primitive after like 5 months 😭

It’s like a tiny little moment in history that no one likes to read about

I personally like Skype but that’s just the mark zuckerburg speaking

Hit sky 🌌 ✊

blue sky is so clunky wth

yes but it's ok nobody else goes here apparently so this app is basically a gc 💀

And what about.. Facebook..?

or better yet i’ll go to threads

To be honest this will probably die by tomorrow.

NO WHAT THE FLIP HEY