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Volunteer: @DC214.org Co-Host, @redteam.southwestccdc.com Lead, BSides DFW volunteer, Dallas Hackers Association stuff, North Texas ISSA board member. DayJob: Attack Surface Management at critical infrastructure manufacturer.

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six cups of blizzard ice cream with different flavors ALT: six cups of blizzard ice cream with different flavors

How is Dairy Queen not all over this LIZZARD meme?

06.08.2025 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Choosing the VPN That's Right for You VPN stands for โ€œVirtual Private Network.โ€ When you connect to a VPN, all data that you send (such as the requests to servers when browsing the web) appears to originate from the VPN itself, rather than your internet service provider (ISP). This masks your IP address, which can be an...

Yes, VPNs can help you get around certain types of geographic restrictions, but itโ€™s very important you do your due diligence before downloading one. ssd.eff.org/module/choo...

03.08.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 216    ๐Ÿ” 71    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Iโ€™m pretty sure the Wasp superhero powers came completely from the engineering of her suite?
I donโ€™t think she got bitten by a radioactive wasp,
But Iโ€™ve not been paying much attention to the DC cinematic universe.

01.08.2025 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Betting on Your Digital Rights: EFF Benefit Poker Tournament at DEF The EFF Benefit Poker Tournament is back for DEF CON 33! Your buy-in is paired with a donation to support EFFโ€™s mission to protect online privacy and free expression for all. Play for glory. Play for

Hacker Summer Camp is almost here... and with it comes the Fourth Annual EFF Benefit Poker Tournament at #DEFCON hosted by security expert @tarah.org. Join us on August 8 at the Planet Hollywood Poker Room and take home a custom EFF deck of playing cards! eff.org/poker

01.08.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m imagining a DJ duo wearing squid masks

01.08.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t expose your stuff to the public internet!
Company your stuff!

21.07.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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15.07.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RIP my guy.
You will be missed.

11.07.2025 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Come hang out with us!

08.07.2025 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Come join us tomorrow at 7pm at Family Karaoke for an update on the gnews by @vvanitydevil.bsky.social & @jacenrkohler.net followed by a talk on โ€œUsing NFCs for Social Engineeringโ€ by @creamycoyote.bsky.social!

08.07.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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25.06.2025 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Grounds for Impeachment would be a great name for a covfefe shop

22.06.2025 05:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will never understand why this in and of itself is not sufficient evidence to have these banned

15.06.2025 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a robot 's helmet with a red light on it ALT: a close up of a robot 's helmet with a red light on it
15.06.2025 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has anyone been testing this in LA over the last week?
For research purposes, of course.

14.06.2025 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Other party has to be receptive.
It's a team effort.

14.06.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is this a furry joke?

09.06.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In this Economy?
With these inflation rates?
Youโ€™ll get better returns if you make diversified investments.

09.06.2025 13:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ICE suddenly has the only opportunity theyโ€™ll ever have to do the funniest thing they are capable of.

05.06.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a blue shirt is talking to another man while holding his mouth open and saying plot twist . ALT: a man in a blue shirt is talking to another man while holding his mouth open and saying plot twist .

Cinema?
We all know straightforward plots are boring and donโ€™t sell tickets.

02.06.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a graph showing a curve with p = ( 2,4 ) ALT: a graph showing a curve with p = ( 2,4 )

Supply and demand?
Literally graphed as curves.

02.06.2025 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a graph that says stoniks ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a graph that says stoniks

The economy?
Also known as the โ€œrich peoplesโ€™ yatch fundโ€,
Not straight. At all.
Very nonlinear.
All Vibes.

02.06.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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two cars in a garage with the words kachow on the bottom right ALT: two cars in a garage with the words kachow on the bottom right

Nothing straight about NASCAR or Formula One when they all ultimately go in a circle.

02.06.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is looking at a screen with math equations on it . ALT: a man with a beard is looking at a screen with math equations on it .

Calculus? Literally trying to find the area under a CURVE

02.06.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Moore's law - Wikipedia

Computers?
Not straight at all.
Ever heard of Mooreโ€™s Law?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moore%2...

02.06.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve just discovered that June is also Scoliosis Awareness Month,
And it makes me wonder what other things that arenโ€™t straight that I should be aware of.

02.06.2025 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, this is honestly a potential clever cover to Texas banning all THC products.
Thatโ€™s some interesting plausible deniability.

31.05.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, Iโ€™ve gotten a few of those in the last year or so.

21.05.2025 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are these yours?
I kept bees for a few year, but had to give them up when I moved.
I really want to get another hive or three.

21.05.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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